1. As a kid, you could be found playing street hockey, perfecting your spiral, or practicing free throws; not playing with dolls.
You whooped boys at sports on the daily.
2. You aren't afraid of a little dirt.
The muddier the better!
3. You grew up wearing your brothers' hand-me-downs.
You probably still dress like a boy 99.9% of the time.
4. Salad really isn't your thing.
Keep the plants to yourself, please and thank you.
5. You're more than competent when it comes to sports knowledge, and it REALLY irritates you when people question that.
Don't expect me to recite stats if you can't do it either...
6. Openly talking about emotions makes you uneasy.
Touchy feely conversations? Yuck.
7. Clothes shopping is actually the death of you.
The only way you'll partake is if there will be food involved.
8. You never really perfected the art of hair and makeup.
But WHY are there 17 different brushes just for eyeshadow?
9. You always got in trouble for being 'too rough' in sports.
"sorry for fouling out for the 3rd game in a row, coach."
10. You took gym class waaaay too seriously, and weren't afraid to call the slackers out.
KNEES TO CHEST, LADIES!
11. Flirting was never really your strong-suit.
So you pretty much just avoid doing it.
12. People are always surprised at how nicely you clean up, not that it matters to you.
Why would I waste hours of my life just to be restricted and uncomfortable?
13. Because the mere thought of wearing high heels makes you cringe.
It's not a matter of if I'll fall, it's a matter of when.
14. You can proudly recite every line of "Remember the Titans".
"Everywhere we goooooo (everywhere we goooooo), people wanna knooowww..."
15. As well as "The Sandlot".
"You're KILLIN' me, smalls."
16. Because of your hyper-competitive spirit, "play-fighting" becomes a brawl in .2 seconds.
Don't test me.
17. You've been told countless times that you're just like "one of the guys".
Tell me somethin' I don't know.
18. At the end of the day, you'll always be proud to call yourself a tomboy.
Live it. Love it.
