I don’t know about you, but I love SpongeBob; I think the show is hysterical. Here are a few funny quotes to get you through mega-weenie Monday.
1.“Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly.” –Mr. Krabs
2.“You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward?” –SpongeBob
3.“Liar, liar, plants for hire!” –Patrick
4.“Smitty Werbenjagermanjetsen… He was number one!” – Mr. Krabs
5.“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” –Patrick
6.“I’m ugly, and I’m proud!” –SpongeBob
7.Customer on the Phone: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
Patrick: “No, this is Patrick.”
8.“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” –SpongeBob
9.“I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade, SpongeBob!” –Patrick
10.“Well it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” –SpongeBob
11.“Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?” –Patrick
12.“Ow! I burned my hand! … At night.” –SpongeBob
13.“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” –Patrick
14.“Hey, Patrick. I know something funnier than 24…. 25.” –SpongeBob
15.“Someone call the police! There’s a pants thief on the loose!” –SpongeBob
16.“Maybe it’s because you’re ugly.” –Patrick
17.“Isn’t this great, Squidward? It’s just the three of us: you, me, and this brick wall you built between us.” –SpongeBob
18.“Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.” –Patrick
I hope you enjoyed those hilarious quotes, and I hope they brighten up your Monday!