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17 Ways Ned's Declassified Perfectly Sums Up College Life

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Kallie Polk
Feb 21, 2017
Ouachita Baptist University
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17 Ways Ned's Declassified Perfectly Sums Up College Life
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1. Oh the joys of starting a new semester...


Please please don't ask me to give you an interesting fact about myself.

2. When you pay thousands of dollars to attend your school and cannot fathom why the food still looks like this

Actual representation of the caf food on the weekends

3. Taking the first exam of the semester

Actually any exam really

4. Monday's are the enemy.

Mondays- the bane of every college student's existence

5. When you actually put effort into your appearance


Sorry you didn't recognize me without my hat or leggings

6. Actually finding the time to go to the gym

*only does one rep* "Here I am living a healthy and active lifestyle."

7. Eating alone at lunch? Enjoying the quiet? Too bad.

I sat alone for a reason.

8. Every student at every 8:00 AM ever

No, no I cannot.

9. When you introduce your SO to your family

Surprise, mom and dad!

10. Walking out onto the intramural court like...

The other team doesn't know what's about to hit them

11. Saying bye to your friends on the weekends

Have fun doing what you do. I'll be in the library for the next 48 hours.

12. When your parents call and wonder why you are always stressed out

Worry is just a part of me now, Mom.

13. Accidentally taking clothes from the dryer that aren't actually yours

Hm, that jacket sure looks nice and nothing like mine.

14. When you're knee-deep in the semester and you begin to regret everything

Is it too late to add a class?

15. Trying to balance school, friends, exercise, sleep, and a job all at one time

Is this what adulthood feels like?

16. You know finals are coming when...

SOS I repeat SOS

17. When you find your people...


You know you couldn't survive without them.

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