Ron Swanson: Meat lover. Whiskey drinker. Libertarian. Enjoys silence. Keeps his money buried underground in the form of gold. Doesn't often care about others. Surprisingly relatable.
1. When you see someone that you don't particularly like out in public and they are trying to get your attention:
Maybe if they don't see my face, they will decide it's not me.
2. When you tell your friends about something that you think is really cool and they start roasting you mercilessly:
I was kidding about liking it anyways. Geez.
3. When you go to the animal shelter to play with puppies and you have to force yourself not to adopt one on the spot:
Even though they're so cute and small and fluffy and soft and sweet and cuddly aaannnnndd now you're crying.
4. When you're going 90 in the far left lane and you realize your exit is coming up so you move over three lanes and accidentally cut off a bunch of people and everyone is honking at you but you made it to your exit:
I didn't die, so.
5. When you go to a friend's house and their cat likes you:
This is the ultimate honor.
6. When the teacher is about to end class and that one kid says, "Wait what about the homework?":
And you did not do the homework.
7. When you're playing a harmless game of Scattergories with your grandparents and Grandma Bertha is kicking your ass and you're trying to stay calm:
I'd say she was probably cheating, but I don't think she knows how to use a phone to look up possible answers.
8. When he won't stop texting you "wyd boo" even though you stopped replying days ago:
Take a hint, friend.
9. When you were nominated for an award and someone else won and you're secretly really bitter but you're trying not to show it:
Who even cares??? Amirite? Me. I care. A little. Not really, though. It's fine. We are all fine.
10. When someone you barely know/don't really like tries to hug you:
Homie, I'm not comfortable enough with you to have your armpits on top of my shoulders and be trapped in your arm prison.
11. When Trump essentially became the Republican nominee:
This must be some kind of sick joke...right?
12. When someone tells you a scandalous secret and then you tell your best friend and then they tell a couple people and then suddenly everyone knows and it's kind of your fault:
#TrustNoBitch.
13. When you and your friends are going somewhere in your car and when you turn the car on your country music CD starts blaring and all of your friends hate country music and you always pretend you hate it too and they all stare at you:
#Views only.
14. When you're in a hurry and you're trying to walk in a crowded area and everyone is moving so slowly and you can't get around them:
Double-time, people.
15. When someone you don't really know attempts to discuss their personal problems with you:
Uh.
16. When your "friends" keep going through your old Facebook pictures from middle school and liking them so that they show up on everyone's Timelines:
I WAS 12, OK.
17. When you're out to eat with friends and you finish first and they're not even halfway done so you're just sitting there:
Guys, just put the food on the fork and into your mouth. It's not that hard. You're embarrassing me.
