It's that time of the year, spring break season. You have either already been on that long awaited break, you are on it currently or you are like me and you are still [im]patiently waiting for your turn to arrive! Whatever your situation may be, we all know how spring break goes -- and most likely it is somewhat of a blur. Here is to spring break adventures as told by some of your favorite boys, Blake, Adam and Ders.
1. It's day one and you have just arrived at your party palace for the week.
You walk in the house with all of your closest friends and you can't help but contain your excitement! It is finally time to get wasted for a week straight!
2. You just walked in, threw your bags down and now it is time for the first round of drinks!
Forget unpacking and getting ready to go out, it's time to crack open the endless bottles of alcohol that you all brought and finally get the week started.
3. You set up three shots for yourself and take them back to back.
You haven't even been in the house for 30 minutes and you're already feeling tipsy. You realize that you still have the whole night ahead and it is only two o'clock in the afternoon. You have officially made your first bad decision, but who is counting? It might be your first of the week, but surely won't be your last.
4. You just finished getting ready to go out for night one, and damn -- you look good!
You have on your best outfit and your make up is on fleek. It's time to get the night started and you look better than ever. Or at least, you think you do. You can't really tell because you have been drinking for six hours already.
5. You show up to the party at the other spring break house with your crew and you're ready to get this thing started.
It's night one and you are ready to party with 70 of your closest friends. Let's go!
6. You're at the party and your bestie found someone that they want to hook up with.
Your friend might be really drunk, but you know that if the tables were turned then you would be begging for them to let you go with that hottie, too. So you stop trying to keep them away from each other and accept the inevitable.
7. You wake up the next morning to realize that you actually aren't as fine as you think.
Those two glasses of water and Advil before bed helped, but apparently not enough because you're puking your brains out and it is only nine in the morning.8. You have officially puked and rallied, it is now time to start the next day and your friend is waiting outside of the bathroom with a drink for you.
Your partner-in-crime is standing outside the bathroom cheering you on while holding a concoction for you to drink and start your day. You take one sip and realize that even after that puke, the alcohol still tastes good and you are ready for round two.9. It's 10 a.m. and you and your friends are getting the party started.
You all have a drink, or two, in your hands and the music is blaring. Everyone is in their bathing suits and breaking out their best dance moves in preparation to hit the beach.10. You've made it down to the beach and you've started to run into the whole gang.
Your whole gang is on the beach and as time passes, everyone else you know starts to file out of their houses and the "darty" on the beach has begun.
11. You are officially drunk and someone tries to get you to eat something so that you don't die.
You're wasted and having trouble standing, so the mom of the group comes out with some sort of snack to keep you alive and kicking. Clearly, you're not having it. More drinking it is.
12. You got so drunk that you passed out somewhere but don't worry, you have come back to life.
You drank so much and did God knows what else, passed out and have now come back to civilization. You aren't quite sure what happened but you are pretty sure that you almost just died.
13. Now that you are conscious again, it's time to get back to drinking.
It's spring break, there is no stopping.
14. You look down and realize that you don't look as good as you thought you did.
Whether you are starting to sober up so you can actually make it to dinner or you are just so drunk, you see that in fact you're just not as hot as you thought. Because now you're all bloated from the excessive amounts of alcohol you have drank today and all the bad food that you have drunkenly consumed.
15. Beach time is done and everyone has come inside to gather themselves for dinner – but not quite yet, it's time for a round, or three, of shots!
In order for you to make it through the night and onto the late night party after dinner, you must continue to drink. Drink to keep yourself drunk because once you start sobering up, all you'll want to do is nap.
16. You get to dinner and there is that one friend who just can't keep it together.
Whether you're the drunk friend or simply just admiring their stupidity, it happens every time. Someone couldn't stop drinking all day and now you're stuck with them out in public.17. Dinner is over and you all are heading out for another wild night.
It's an absolute shit show but what's new? You eventually make it home (or maybe you don't), you fall asleep and wake up the next day and do the exact same thing. You and all your friends stay wasted the whole week and you couldn't have pictured it any other way. Happy spring break to all my fellow spring breakers. Have fun, get drunk and come back with stories to tell the grandkids.
