I bet you can't even imagine how common some of these are! But, let's put it to you this way, if we had a dollar for every time someone said one of these to us, No. 11 wouldn't ever be an issue!
1. "Aren't you a little old for Disney?"
Did I miss the age limit on the fun law being passed?
2. "Disney is just for kids!"
Says the person who has never experienced the Food & Wine festival!
3. "You're going...again?"
Yes! Now let me tell you all about it!
4. "Don't you ever get tired of going?"
How dare you think that!
5. "Don't you want to see the world! Explore new things?"
Every Person Comes Out Tired (EPCOT).
6. "I would never wait in those lines."
Lovely! One less person to worry about.
7. "You have a problem."
Did I ask for your opinion?
8. "What do you mean Disneyland and Disney World aren't the same place?
You can't be serious...let me find you a map.
9. "Your money could be spent better somewhere else."
When did you become a financial advisor?
10. "Why don't you just move there?"
Are you offering to donate to my 'moving fund'?!
11. "How do you afford it?"
We sell our voices to evil Sea Witches, what else would we do?
12. "When are you going to grow up?"
Peter Pan said he's saving me a spot in Neverland...so...never.
13. "You've already seen it all, why keep going?"
Right, because updating and changing things is a really lost concept.
14. "We hated it when we went."
Why are we still speaking to each other?
15. "Do you expect to find a princess/prince when you go?"
Is that really what you think Disney trips are about?
16. "Can you help me plan our vacation?"
Even though you might have given us some slack for our Disney love, chances are we'd love to help you experience the magic as well! Just prepare to give us all the fun details when you return!
