1. When the school became test optional you did a little victory dance.

2. You go to or mobile order from Gelbucks at least 4 times a week

3. Your go to Sunday morning breakfast is an avocado egg and cheese from Deli:

And only a true GW student knows what is wrong with the sentence above.

4. Whole Foods is your dining hall. Yes, it is. Other colleges can suck it.

5. You know at least one person who is a “Hilltern” (interns on Capitol Hill)

6. You despise The Vex with all your heart

7. You have either lived in Thurston or slept over and you woke up incredibly unhappy the next morning

8. Odds are you’re Jewish, or you have a Jewish friend

9. Odds are you’re from New Jersey or New York

10. Odds are your major is International Affairs or Political Science

11. Even though you go to a D1 school, you have little to zero school spirit

12. You constantly have to explain that it’s called CI, not “orientation”

13. Chick fil A opened and your life suddenly had a purpose

14. You brag that you attend the only college in the country that holds graduation on the National Mall

15. You’ve experienced #OnlyatGW moments (i.e. The Inaugural Ball)

16. You’re so proud to be a Colonial!