15 Wacky Words Word-Lovers Want To Know

15 Wacky Words Word-Lovers Want To Know

If you're not saying things like "Let's throw a wazygoose," and "It was rawky today," than you're a hoddy-noddy.
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I'm an English major, so naturally I have a minor obsession with words. I find it so interesting that a few letters and sounds have incredible power when put together in a certain way. All nerdy fascination aside, here are some words I've discovered through the wonderful Oxford Dictionary that I think we should start using more often just to spice things up a bit.


1. Argle-bargle

copious but meaningless talk or writing  

When you’re an English major, you use argle-bargle to make that 10 page minimum. You also use it when you didn’t read the 238 pages that were assigned the night before, but you still want to get a solid participation grade and impress your professor.


2. Bibliopole

a person who buys and sells books, especially rare ones
Basically, a word-lover’s drug dealer. But seriously, what’s more addicting than a good book?

3. Borborygmus

a rumbling or gurgling noise in the intestines

Literally just a fun way to say “I’m hungry and my stomach is letting you know. Feed me or I may eat you.”


4. Callipygian

having shapely buttocks

Ha, ha, buttocks. (Yes, I’m actually five.)


5. Colporteur

a person who peddles books, newspapers, or other writings,
especially bibles and religious tracts

Again, a drug dealer for people who love to read (aka, the people who have souls).


6. Eucatastrophe

a happy ending to a story  

The thing all creative writing majors both love and hate. And love to hate. And hate to love. It's a complicated relationship.


7. Edacious

having to do with eating or fond of eating

Funnily enough, “edacious” is actually synonymous for “me.”


8. Hoddy-noddy

 a foolish person

Why are we not using this word? I don’t understand how this word has not found its way into our vernacular. Seriously, I’m going to call everyone I’m annoyed with a hoddy-noddy from on. Just say it. No, seriously, say it out loud. Doesn’t it just sound beautiful and funny and hoity-toity? It’s meant to be.


9. Logomachy

an argument about words

I’m not really sure what an argument about words would even look or sound like, but I am curious as to why it has its own definition. At least now I can say, when I finally come across an argument about words, “Ah, yes, what an interesting logomachy,” and sound like I actually understand words when I really don’t.


10. Mouse potato

a person who spends large amounts of their leisure or working time
on a computer

Basically, every college student ever.


11. Screenager

a person in their teens or twenties who has an aptitude for using
computers and the Internet

Also, every college student ever.


12. Wayzgoose

an annual summer party and outing that used to be held by a 
printing house for all its employees

I would have worked really hard to get a job at a printing house just so I can tell people “Sorry, I can’t hang out tonight, I have to go to a wazygoose.”


13. Triskaidekaphobia

extreme superstition about the number thirteen

Honestly, as an English major, all numbers scare me.


14. Rawky

foggy, damp, and cold

Me: “Blowing Rock was very rawky today.”

Friend: “Rock is in the name, of course it’s rocky.”

Me: “No, no rawky.”

Friend: “You’re rocky.”

Me: “Don’t be a hoddy-noddy.”


15. Pooter

a suction bottle for collecting insects and other small
invertebrates

I literally have no idea what a pooter actually looks like, but if you say it twelve times fast, you sound like a train. Go on, try it. You know you want to.

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​An Open Letter To The People Who Don’t Tip Their Servers

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Dear Person Who Has No Idea How Much The 0 In The “Tip:" Line Matters,

I want to by asking you a simple question: Why?

Is it because you can't afford it? Is it because you are blind to the fact that the tip you leave is how the waiter/waitress serving you is making their living? Is it because you're just lazy and you “don't feel like it"?

Is it because you think that, while taking care of not only your table but at least three to five others, they took too long bringing you that side of ranch dressing? Or is it just because you're unaware that as a server these people make $2.85 an hour plus TIPS?

The average waiter/waitress is only supposed to be paid $2.13 an hour plus tips according to the U.S. Department of Labor.

That then leaves the waiter/waitress with a paycheck with the numbers **$0.00** and the words “Not a real paycheck." stamped on it. Therefore these men and women completely rely on the tips they make during the week to pay their bills.

So, with that being said, I have a few words for those of you who are ignorant enough to leave without leaving a few dollars in the “tip:" line.

Imagine if you go to work, the night starts off slow, then almost like a bomb went off the entire workplace is chaotic and you can't seem to find a minute to stop and breathe, let alone think about what to do next.

Imagine that you are helping a total of six different groups of people at one time, with each group containing two to 10 people.

Imagine that you are working your ass off to make sure that these customers have the best experience possible. Then you cash them out, you hand them a pen and a receipt, say “Thank you so much! It was a pleasure serving you, have a great day!"

Imagine you walk away to attempt to start one of the 17 other things you need to complete, watch as the group you just thanked leaves, and maybe even wave goodbye.

Imagine you are cleaning up the mess that they have so kindly left behind, you look down at the receipt and realize there's a sad face on the tip line of a $24.83 bill.

Imagine how devastated you feel knowing that you helped these people as much as you could just to have them throw water on the fire you need to complete the night.

Now, realize that whenever you decide not to tip your waitress, this is nine out of 10 times what they go through. I cannot stress enough how important it is for people to realize that this is someone's profession — whether they are a college student, a single mother working their second job of the day, a new dad who needs to pay off the loan he needed to take out to get a safer car for his child, your friend, your mom, your dad, your sister, your brother, you.

If you cannot afford to tip, do not come out to eat. If you cannot afford the three alcoholic drinks you gulped down, plus your food and a tip do not come out to eat.

If you cannot afford the $10 wings that become half-off on Tuesdays plus that water you asked for, do not come out to eat.

If you cannot see that the person in front of you is working their best to accommodate you, while trying to do the same for the other five tables around you, do not come out to eat. If you cannot realize that the man or woman in front of you is a real person, with their own personal lives and problems and that maybe these problems have led them to be the reason they are standing in front of you, then do not come out to eat.

As a server myself, it kills me to see the people around me being deprived of the money that they were supposed to earn. It kills me to see the three dollars you left on a $40 bill. It kills me that you cannot stand to put yourself in our shoes — as if you're better than us. I wonder if you realize that you single-handedly ruined part of our nights.

I wonder if maybe one day you will be in our shoes, and I hope to God no one treats you how you have treated us. But if they do, then maybe you'll realize how we felt when you left no tip after we gave you our time.

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10 TV Shows You Need To Watch On Hulu

Hulu is slept on

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I have recently moved to watch shows and movies on Hulu and Netflix. Hulu has a lot of great shows and movies to offer that aren't on Netflix. While Netflix is still great, Hulu is definitely starting to grow on me. Here are some shows that I have watched or have started watching on Hulu that I think are pretty great!

1. 11.22.63

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If you love James Franco and Stephen King, you'll love this show. The first episode is a bit long, but all the other episodes are only 45 minutes. The plot line is pretty interesting. I also like that it doesn't tell you everything, it shows it to you and you piece things together.

2. The Act

The fact that this show is based on a true story is just insane. The acting is really great, especially if you watch actual videos of Gypsy, Joey King does a great job.

3. Castle Rock

Another Stephen King masterpiece. This show is riveting and really makes you think about what the truth is in the context of the story, and brings in some ethical questions.

4. Future Man

I've only recently started this but it's pretty interesting and funny.

5. The O.C.

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This show was great. Sometimes it was a bit annoying, but it is a classic show from the early 2000s. You really become invested in all the characters and your opinion may change on some characters because they grow and develop throughout the show.

6. The Handmaid's Tale

If you've read the book, you should definitely watch the show.

7. Obsession: Dark Desires

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I just love true crime stories and this really dives deep into crime stories and the darkest parts of humanity.

8. Intervention

This show can be really sad or frustrating, but I think it's good for people to see the reality of addiction.

9. Smallville

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I also started this one very recently and I've always wanted to watch it. It can be cheesy but it's pretty entertaining.

10. Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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This is a great show if you want to laugh. I love all of the characters and everything they bring to the table.

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