This show is an absurd blur of shouting and insults and things that normal everyday people would never do, because these characters are insane. However, that really is the premise of the hit show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia." Although these people are a lot crazier than the people we come into contact with every day, we have made them a part of our lives through common and hilarious quotes that supplement our daily lives. And although the Gang is well out of their twenties, there are many of their quotes that just explain all too well parts of my college experience so far. 
1." Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion." -- Sweet Dee (Season Three)
More people should brush their teeth before going to class...
2. "Ooh look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors!" -- Charlie (Season Six)
Haha, forget the doctors note and just go to class.
3. "Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies?!" --Charlie (Season Three)
Because what we're learning now is that diplomas don't really matter.
4. "I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass." -- Mac (Season Seven)
The freshman or senior 15 is real.
5. "We're gonna get all up in your face and point out all your faults" -- Sweet Dee (Season Five)
Trying to help your friends is like this. Or going to the bars is kind of too.
6. "Who am I supposed to vote for? Am I supposed to vote for the Democrat who's gonna blast me in the ass, or the Republican who's blasting my ass?" -- Dennis (Season Two)
When 10 people on campus ask if you have registered to vote yet.
7. " It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. Its not as severe as a blackout, because I remember buts and pieces." -- Mac (Season Six)
The expected occurrence every Halloween.
8. "Please Dee. If I thought i was getting sick I would simply say: SICKNESS BE GONE (*starts retching*) -- Dennis (Season Eight)
Once again, no doctor notes.
9. "Grain alcohol baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol." -- Mac (Season Five)
Every sporting event.
10. "Shut up science bitch." -- Country Mac (Season Eight)
Just everywhere.
11. "I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!" -- Dennis (Season Nine)
In almost any debate with a fellow classmate.
12. "What is going on up here?
"I never know man." -- Charlie, Dennis (Season Three)
When you've realized your friends are a little crazier than you.
13. "Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please." -- Dennis (Season Two)
When midterms have gotten to be too much.
14. "Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese." -- Dennis (Season Eight)
Advice to all my single friends.
15. "Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I could put the trash into a landfill where it's going to stay for millions of years, or I could burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke go up into the sky where it turns into stars.
"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it." -- Charlie, Mac (Season Five)
And pretty much every dispute with any friend.
