1 The people at your favorite coffee shop know you by name
They even spell it right!
2. They also know your order
Could be because you're there everyday, maybe twice.
3. You're not afraid to try new things
But you also feel good about sticking to the usual
4. Caffeine doesn't even phase you anymore
You could use some espresso in your morning cup, but you know it'll have no effect.
5. You need at least 2 cups to function
Maybe 3.
6. You have about 50 different coffee mugs
And you use them all.
7. Your go to order at any restaurant is regular coffee, no matter what time
Decaf is for babies
8. You prefer grinds to k-cups
They just taste better.
9. You have a variety of different creamers in your fridge
One for everyday of the week.
10. Or you can drink it black, no problem
11. You can drink 5 cups a day easily
If not more. Hey, energy is hard to come by.
12. You know the workers at your favorite coffee shop by name, and know things about their life
You know their name, age, their dog's name, and any other seemingly small details.
13. You have a favorite coffee shop
Whether it's Starbucks, Dunkin', or a hometown favorite, everyone always knows where to find you.
14. Coffee dates are the best
And if you're lucky, your SO will love it just as much as you do
15. Nothing can come between you and your coffee!