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The 15 Stages Of Procrastination, As Told By Michael Scott

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.

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The 15 Stages Of Procrastination, As Told By Michael Scott
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We're all guilty of procrastinating, especially us college kids. We always tell ourselves we'll get a head start, but end up throwing something together the night before. Who better than to describe this struggle than Michael Scott?

1. When you first get the assignment and tell yourself you are going to be super on top of it!

2. But then you assure yourself that you don't have to worry about it yet.

3. Before you know it, the assignment is due in a week and you still haven't started it.

And then 6 days, then 5, then 4....

4. When you're salty because all of your friends go out and you can't because you still haven't started this assignment due in 2 days

5. When you finally start and the prompt seems like it's in a different language.

6. And then you start writing and...

7. Then, you ask your friends for advice...

8. You've been working for 10 hours and only have your name and a title.

9. When you feel like you'll never finish

10. When you've been working for so long and start going delusional

11. You hate yourself for procrastinating so badly.

12. When you finally finish the assignment...

13. ...and your work is absolute garbage.

14. You realize how happy you are that you will never have to look at this assignment again.

15. And finally, the promise you make yourself that you will never procrastinate again, but you know you inevitably will.

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