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17 Secret Things You NEED To Do In Order To Lock Him Down

Surefire ways to get a boyfriend.

Erin Reid
Aug 19, 2015
University of Delaware
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17 Secret Things You NEED To Do In Order To Lock Him Down

1. Look at his Snapchat score to see if he’s Snapchatting other people and ignoring you. If he is, definitely call him out on it and make sure he knows you’ve been watching his score go up.

2. Make sure when you go out together that you get drunk enough that he has to hold your hair while you throw up — boys love that. Such a good time for bonding.

3. When you go anywhere, make sure you take a bunch of selfies because guys like pictures more than us ladies. Who knew?

4. Going out without him? For SURE drunk text and call him 30 times. Let him know you miss him so much. Having a tough time spelling? Don’t worry! Guys love to decipher our cryptic codes.

5. Unsure of what your relationship status is? Ask him! If he doesn’t give you the response you like, definitely continue asking him all the time, 24/7.

6. If he’s talking to any FEMALE (doesn’t matter if it's his sister) absolutely become jealous and maybe even give him the silent treatment. Guys love that.

7. Mad at him? Don’t tell him why you’re mad — that ruins all the fun. Guys like to have no idea what is going on when you won’t respond to them!

8. If you’re going out to dinner definitely get something to eat like a salad. Guys love to watch you eat air.

9. When meeting his parents, make sure you show as much skin as possible. Leaving less to the imagination is so in now.

10. Guys love it when girls gossip about each other, the cattier the better. Make sure you find someone who has done absolutely nothing wrong, that's even hotter.

11. Guys love an assertive girl. If your show is on during the big game, make sure you fight him for the remote especially if it is "The Bachelorette," maybe even grab it right from his hands.

12. Minor problem? Make sure to dwell on it so he knows the severity of the situation.

13. If he’s going out with his friends, make sure you complain that he doesn’t spend annnyyyyy time with you. It’ll make him feel really bad, and maybe he won’t hang with his friends anymore.

14. Guys love change. It’s exciting. To achieve this act differently every 15 seconds. Don’t want to be one-dimensional!

15. Ladies, he wants to see what you're eating! Instagram that bowl of ramen, girlfriends, so yummy.

16. A really pretty trend that guys love are high-waisted shorts. He really wants you to wear those out on dates

17. Guys love girls who think ahead. The sooner you start talking/asking about marriage and futures the better.

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