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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

. . . that you secretly hope to see someone wearing.

Elise Powers
Oct 26, 2015
Western Washington University
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15 Of The Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes
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We all know the kinds of people who slap the title "sexy" on a random occupation or animal and call it a Halloween costume. Those are great and totally legit (everyone enjoys seeing a sexy devil), but in my humble opinion, the costumes worth wearing are the ones that are so strange and out of the ordinary that they make you do a double-take. Or want to look away. These are the kinds of constumes that no one wants to wear, but everyone hopes they’ll see.

I’ve included links in hopes that someone I know will buy one (or all) of these ridiculous costumes.

1. "Betty Bondage"


Don't worry – there's a matching men's version.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

2. "Skeleboner"

It's inflatable.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

3. "Pregnant Nun"

The more offensive the better, I guess.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

4. "Zombie Panda Costume"


This thing will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

5. "Sexy Tampon"



I was really hoping this was a joke.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

6. "Buddy The Elf"

This one isn't so strange . . . I just really hope someone actually does this.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

7. "Sexy Naked Woman"

Just . . . Why?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

8. "Cockroach"

You might be safe if a nuclear bomb hits?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

9. "Sexy Green Poop And Halloween Whopper"

This one is a DIY, but so worth it.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

10. "Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann"

How . . . creative?

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

11. "Male Sex Doll"


The stache is a nice touch.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

12. "Adult Foot"

Out of all the body parts you can be for Halloween, this isn't as bad as the next one.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

13. "Vagina"

Told you.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

14. "Genie In The Lamp Costume"

I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen this one around yet.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

15. "Super Sperm"

You were the sperm that made it. You deserve some recognition.

Buy Your New Favorite Costume Here!

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