Picture this: Pokemon Go has you chasing down a Charizard when you bump into someone, look up, and your phone starts to vibrate as loud as the fireworks going off in your head. As you gaze at your fellow trainer, a newly-found soul mate, you deliver one of these amazingly cheesy pick up lines -- enabling you two to catch the Charizard, and every other Pokemon, together as you continue your adventure to be the very best like no one ever was.
1. Are you a Pikachu? Because you're shockingly beautiful.
2. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
3. You must know tail-whip, because your beauty just left me defenseless.
4. My love for you burns like Charizard's tail.
5. I bought you an Everstone, because you're perfect the way you are.
6. Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
7. I think I need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning.
8. You must know Diglett, because you just dug your way into my heart.
9. I must need an awakening, because I just met the trainer of my dreams.
10. You put the cool in Tentacool.
11. You must be an HM move, because I can't seem to forget about you.
12. Are you a Deoxys? Because you're out of this world!
13. I wish I was an Abra so I could teleport to you.
14. I'm like a Mismagius. I can make all your dreams come true.
