15 Instances You Should Never Be Playing Pokémon Go | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

15 Instances You Should Never Be Playing Pokémon Go

There are just some times where it's not ok

24
15 Instances You Should Never Be Playing Pokémon Go
Youtube

If you have been on social media at all the past few days, you know that Pokémon Go has been released. You would think people would be slouched over on their couches playing the game. However, people are actually out and about, exploring the outside world while in search of Pokémon. I have even heard that there are large-scale meet ups where strangers interact with each other. All good things, right? Well, yeah… to an extent. While some individuals are playing responsibly while they are on their adventures, there are many others that are just not giving a care in the world. Do you know one of these people? Are YOU one of these people? Well, here’s a list of scenarios in which you should not be playing Pokémon Go. You would think common sense would prevail, but according to the media, that’s not the case.

15. When you are in class

You pay for your education. Don’t let your money go down the drain.

14. When you are in a high-security setting

Don’t be surprised if you get tackled by security officers because of your “suspicious activity.”

13. When you are at church

We get it. You caught a legendary Pokemon. But your “Hallelujah” was at the completely wrong time…

12. When you are at a job interview

Yep. I have this many Pokémon. I am also a good strategist. I smashed that last gym. Hmm? What about my resume? You can read, can’t you? One sec. Hitmonlee. What? The interview is already over!?

11. When you are at a funeral

Think you’ll catch a Ghost Pokémon at a Funeral Home? No. Just no. Be respectful. Put your phone away.

10. When you are in a restroom

Plop. There goes your phone. So much for catching that Muk.

9. When you are crossing the street

No-brainer right? How much time is left on the timer? Oh wait! An Electabuzz!

8. When you are at work

Who knows? Maybe you have the coolest boss in the world that will allow you to play while on the job. You may even have a boss that is playing Pokémon Go as well. But if you don’t have either, I suggest that you keep your phone shut off if you want to keep your job.

7. When you are by a cliff

When you are looking at your phone instead of your footing. Don’t be surprised if you take a plunge.

6. When you are at a place that demands respect

Whether you are at the Vatican, a battle field, or Auschwitz, there is no reason why you should be playing Pokémon Go. It can wait. I don’t care if there is a legendary Pokémon there.

5. When you are arguing with your significant other

Mhm. Mhm. Looks like I got a Krabby. No! You aren’t crabby! I got the Pokémon, Krabby! COME BACK! Forever alone, aren't we?

4. When you are going through unknown territory

Depending on how much you like Pokémon Go, you may end up in an area completely unfamiliar to you. Be sure that you check your phones power before you unintentionally drain it. Look at your surroundings. Leave if you feel uncomfortable.

3. When you are on a Blind Date

What was that? Hold on a second. I’m catching a Dratini. Almost. Dang it, I’m out of Pokéballs. Want to see my collection? Wait a sec. Where did you go?

2. When you are making a sandwich

Nothing is better than making a sandwich in the afternoon. It would be a shame if you put something unappetizing on it.

1. When you are driving

GET OFF YOUR PHONE! It’s bad enough that people are texting and driving, but it’s worse when people are trying to catch an imaginary Pikachu rather than keeping their eyes on the road. The game can wait. Your life and the lives of the people around you are more important.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

581955
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

470466
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments