1. When you can’t find a single seat in Bird Library, especially one near an outlet.

2. When one person takes an entire table outside food.com to themselves.

3. Varsity’s strange hours.

4. When someone who doesn’t play a sport wears a sport backpack.

5. Days when there’s 5 inches of fresh snow on the ground, the sidewalks haven’t been plowed yet, but you are expected to make it to your 8am class on time.

6. People who never take their laundry out.

7. Having to pay for laundry.

8. Never having a canceled class for extreme weather.

9. The mount stairs.

10. Tailgates get shut down before they’ve even started.

11. Registering for classes.

12. Price of a parking pass.

13. Parking tickets.

14. $6 million spent on a glorified sidewalk that is only HALF heated.

15. When Fetty Wap doesn’t show up.