Two things that always cheer me up when I'm feeling sad, stressed, or down are animals and puns. So, I thought why not put them both together? Here is a compilation of animal puns that will cheer you right up. Comment below and tell me what your favorite one is!
1. What did the buffalo say to his child when he left for college?
Bison.
2. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
3. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
4. Why do seals swim in saltwater?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
5. My friend was annoying me with bird puns, but toucan play this game.
6. Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
7. The best way to communicate with fish is to drop them a line.
8. What is love?
Baby don't herd me.
9. Why did the lion lose in poker?
He was playing with a cheetah!
10. Keep your friends close, anemones closer.
11. Single and ready to flamingle!
12. An adventure?
Alpaca my bags!
13. How does a farmer count cows?
With a cow-culator.
14. What do you call a magician's dog?
A Labracadabrador.
15. What happens when a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall from a cliff?
Baa dum tss!