Once you become a part of a group text, there is no turning back. Some group texts can be a little more high maintenance than others, but that depends on who started it, who is it in, and the reason behind it. No matter what though, there always seems to by the same type of people in every group.
1. The Head Bitch in Charge
This is the most important person in any group chat because they refuse to take sh*t from others. She is the only one who is able to take all of the nonsense that is being thrown out and make it into a concrete plan.
They say things like, “Can you make it tonight? Everybody answer right now, and don’t say anything except yes or no.” They are bold, extremely pushy, and authoritative, but so necessary. Without the Head Bitch in Charge, your group chat would probably self-destruct within 10 minutes.
2. The Ghost
They are there but they never actually say anything. Every once in a while they will throw in a quick response, but for the most part they just let everyone else do the talking.
3. The One Who Never Actually Reads the Texts.
They typically come in 75 texts later and say something like “Hey guys! What is the plan?” or “'Oh my god! Wait, what happened?!” even thought all of the information they could ever possibly need is just a few scrolls away.
4. The Gossip
This is the Gretchen Weiners of the group chat. She knows everyone’s secrets and she is not afraid to share them.
5. The Overenthusiastic Replier
No one really knows if they are aware that other forms of punctuation exist besides the exclamation point.
6. The Humblebragger
This is the person that loves to let everyone else know just how fantastic their life is, but they do it in a self-depreciating manner so no one knows they are bragging. They say things like, “Oh my god, guys! I’m wearing a ponytail and had hardly any time to get ready, and guys are still hitting on me. Like seriously, what is wrong with people? I look awful!”
7. The Author
This is the person that sends paragraphs upon paragraphs when everything they are saying could be summed up in one short text. But where is the fun in that, right?
8. The One Who Speaks Only in Abbreviations
It is a rare moment when their text doesn’t contain an OMG!, LOL, or WTF. They are always “totes up for whateves!” especially if the plans include going to that new Thai restaurant because they heard it is “sups adorbs!” They are the kind of people where you question whether or not their parents taught them English.
9. The Early Riser
Who doesn't love getting a stream of text messages at 5:00 AM?
10. The Drunk Texter
Who, to top it all off, is also an emotional drunk. They fill the group message up with their late night texts about how they just “loVe evberyonE SOOOO muvch!!”
11. The One Who Never Shuts Up
They have something to say about everything, and they are not afraid to let their opinion be known.
12. The Grammar Nazi
Did you accidently say “your” when you meant to say “you are”? Don’t worry, they will let you know right away that you have made a grave mistake.
13. The One Who is SO DONE.
It is typical of this person to ask to be removed from the group text at least three times throughout the day. However, they never actually leave because deep down, they know they would be lost without it.



































