Eighteen years in and I'm still trying to figure out this curly-headed thing. If you are a straight-ie, I hope this gives you some insight. If you are a curly, I hope you get a few laughs. If you are in between, good luck to you in this life. Enjoy!
1) A curly girl's awkward stage can put any one else's to shame.
May we not recall the days before we discovered leave in conditioner.
2) Humidity is a curly girl's equivalent of the devil.
Rain, rain go away and take your humidity levels with you.
3) Taking a picture outside can guarantee someone will end up with your hair in their mouth.
Sorry, tall dude. Sucks that my hair doesn't taste as good as it smells.
4) You always have a hair tie on your wrist.
Much to the dismay of my mother, I'll probably still forget to take it off on my wedding day.
5) You don't part your hair, it lands itself.
Haha, hairdresser. I'm just taking a grand guess when I say left. Plz don't anger the beast.
6) The idea of a man running his hands through your hair is not a turn-on.
Oh the tangles you'll see.
7) We all have at least one curly girl idol.
Carrie Bradshaw, Princess Merida, that random girl on tumblr, let me be you.
8) Your hair apparently holds an emotional attachment to inanimate objects.
Thanks, hair, I'm so glad you liked that brush, those earrings and that button my sweater so much!
9) You feel like a whole new person when you get a blow out
Strike a pose and try to go to the most populated stores in town to show off your do. Don't forget the obligatory Snapchats and photo ops.
10) Don't ever try to predict how your hair is going to look
Sleek and shiny or fuzz ball? The world never knows.
11) Brushing your hair. LOL.
Don't even suggest, straight haired pal, that I pick up a hair brush.
12) Conditioner and shampoo never run out at the same time.
Budget in two conditioners to that one lone shampoo bottle. And lets be real, all the containers are still sitting in the shower.
13) You shed more than a dog.
Pillows, food, paintings... nothing is at the mercy of being hairless.
14) No matter how much you complain you love your hair for the uniqueness it gives you
Ooh, sass. How many people do you know that have the same curl pattern as you? What about all those curly superpowers? Do you know anyone who can rock a good hair day like you? Slay, curly girl, slay!
