From the moment when Zayn Malik announced that he was leaving One Direction, fans wondered what he would do next. Harry was always supposed to be the Justin Timberlake of One Direction, but would Zayn beat him to it? In the short time since One Direction has gone from a five-man act to a four-man act, Zayn has already produced a song and a music video. The release sent Zayn and One Direction fans into a frenzy.

As it races to the top of the iTunes charts, here are the 14 thoughts that everyone has while watching ZAYN’s new music video, “PILLOWTALK.”

1. "Why, Gigi? Why?"

2. "Those face-spikes look really uncomfortable, but this is art, right?"

3. "Nothing says 'Facebook Official' like an entire music video about your relationship."

4. "We get it Zayn, you left One Direction to make 'edgier' music. We get it."

5. "The lighting was copied from 'Ex Machina's' dance scene."

6. "Now there's more Zayn and Gigi. If there’s anything that this video has, it’s Zayn and Gigi."

7. "These effects can’t be good for my computer screen, can they?"

8. "Clearly some intense metaphors are being drawn here. No good could ever come from boxing in skin-tight latex."

9. "What's going to happen when they break up? Will this music video become a haunting memory of their failed relationship?"

10. "The former heat sensor effect from Photo Booth shows an attempt at an innovative music video concept."

11. "Tears of blood are definitely necessary because everyone knows that Zayn leaving One Direction is the nightmare that we will never wake up from."

12. "Nothing says 'artistic' and 'hipster' like everyone’s favorite free software, Mac Photo Booth."

13. "Is destroying a perfectly good guitar ever necessary?"

14. "The amount of melting in this video proves that Zayn is officially the Wicked Witch of the West of One Direction."

My final verdict is that this video suffered from a lack of Harry Styles. My recommended fix is more Harry Styles.