14 Thoughts About Valentine's Day

14 Thoughts About Valentine's Day

When does chocolate go on sale again?
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As the musical queen once said, "all the single ladies! Now put your hands up." And, surprise, I'm single for another Valentine's day. So, if this were a movie, I would be wallowing, or partying till I puked. But that is not me. In fact, I have a girls night and am super excited. Here's to anyone who has thought this on such a romantic day.

1. When does chocolate go on sale again?

I enjoy cheap bulk candy as much as a sweet crazed toddler. How much gets eaten? Well, a fair amount. So cheap chocolate day is essential.

2. It might be nice to have someone buy me something off campus. Wait, I can do that myself.

Not worrying about paying for a night would be lovely, but I also have a car. I'm free to do that if I want to. Though, sometimes the image is beautiful.

3. How much gas does my car have?

This is a pretty standard thought, especially on the weekends. Thank the lord for good gas mileage. And I don't want to be in the mass of traffic with very little gas and impatient individuals. Thus knowing how much I have had is good.

4. Aww, cute.

I may be single, but couples can be adorable. There's not a definite need for me to be passive aggressive if it's cute gestures and you can tell they are happy. I'm just not on that path yet.

5. Okay, now I want to puke.

Graphic PDA is the only time I will ever think this. And it does happen. There's no need to look like one person is swallowing the other in public. I shouldn't judge and try not to, but there are a time and place for that.

6. Why am I single again?

Admit it; if you are in the same boat, you have thought this a fair amount of times. Don't feel bitter about it. Being single is never the end of the world, even when there are a thousand couples around you. There will be someone.

7. Right, that, that's why I'm single.

Slowly I've come to realize I am not exactly ideal, but who is? I'm single for a lot of reasons, including my sanity. But none of them are negative. One day my person will find their way, it's just not today.

8. Dang, I'm hungry.

When am I not hungry? With school and exercise, I could eat a lot more than I do. But I'm trying to be healthy. Wish me luck.

9. How many calories are in *insert candy here*?

Everyone has a favorite sweet treat, and mine might have come in a plastic package with fudgy chocolate. I have a sweet tooth. And, on my quest to eat okay, I have to ask myself this a lot.

10. I need to eat healthier.

It's not my fault that caf food can be sub-par, but I try to stomach it. That does not mean I'm eating healthy, though I should. It at least says I ate something.

11. Do I sleep too much?

The truth is I could be a bat or a sloth. I sleep a lot. Am I sick right now? A little bit, so I'm tired from that. But, ask my siblings, and they could say that I can sleep like a log.

12. Why is this chapter so long?

I love reading and my major, but some sections about put me to sleep. I'm not trying to be negative, just honest.

13. Goldfish or pudding?

Snacks can be hard to choose. Do I want creamy or a cheddar cracker? Or maybe a pack of carrots? Just depends on the mood.

14. I can't wait til tonight!

When it all winds down, time with friends is fantastic.

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you.

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15 Thoughts Every Girl Has In A Tanning Bed

"Haha, imagine if I got stuck."
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If you have ever been in a tanning bed, you know it is easily the most boring 10 minutes of your life, and some beds are even longer than that! Unless you have a really good playlist of songs or you can take a quick nap, you usually just lay there, staring at the lights while the bed whirs and colors your skin. Here's just a few thoughts every girl has while in a tanning bed:

1) I hope I put enough lotion on... maybe I should get out and put on more...

No matter how much you think you used, you should always use more. Somehow it's better and you get more tan.

2) Maybe if I keep the fan on I'll sweat more and burn more calories….Okay nope can't do it with the fan on.

It gets way too hot in these beds to have that fan off, no matter how many calories you could burn.

3) Maybe if I put the towel under my head, I can make a little pillow!

And when there are no towels? Well, that is just a disaster and you have to make do with your hair or shirt.

4) Haha, imagine if I got stuck.

Whenever this thought crosses my mind, I have to lift the bed a little bit to make sure it'll still open and will let me out.

5) Do you think I'm tan yet?

No, 10 minutes is not enough time to become a new shade.

6) Do you think they cleaned this bed? They have to, right?

Although it is on their list of things they have to do, you always wipe it down right before you get in anyway. Just to be sure...

7) Let me put this in my Snapchat story! Cute little emoji... perfect!

Every girl has done this picture at least once.

8) Do you think they can hear me singing? Oh well...

The employees will be getting their own personal rock show today!

9) Is it illegal to tan twice in one day?

Yes, yes it is,...though it doesn't stop you from thinking you can get away with it though.

10) If I don't move, I can't get weird tan lines.

I speak from experience that this is not a true fact though it doesn't stop me from testing it out.

11) I hope my goggles don't give me a raccoon tan.

One can only pray...

12) I've only been in here for five minutes, are you serious?

Beauty and perfection take time!

13) $80 lotion are they serious? Oh my gosh, it smells like pina coladas! Okay, yes, I'm buying a bottle.

Lotions are ridiculously overpriced, but that will not stop you from having the nicest smelling one, like Snooki's brand... because of Snooki.

14) Am I even getting tan? Is this doing anything?

Despite popular belief, it is doing something.

15) Ugh, finally I'm done. And I burnt my butt….

Always. Never fails.



A special thanks to my friend Liza who helped me think of these!

Cover Image Credit: usatoday.com

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155 Songs You Have To Add To Your 'Lake Days' Playlist This Summer

"Alexa, play my Lake Days playlist."

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Whether you're fishing at the lake, floating in your pink flamingo float, or just cruisin' on the boat, these are songs that you have to have on your summer lake playlist.

1. All The Pretty Girls by Kenny Chesney

2. American Kids by Kenny Chesney

3. Any Man of Mine by Shania Twain

4. Anything Goes by Florida Georgia Line

5. Bait A Hook by Justin Moore

6. Ballad of Curtis Loew by Lynyrd Skynyrd 

7. Barefoot Blue Jean Night by Jake Owen

8. Beat of the Music by Brett Eldredge

9. Beat This Summer by Brad Paisley

10. Beautiful Drug by Zac Brown Band

11. Beer Can by Luke Combs

12. Big Star by Kenny Chesney

13. Blue Tacoma by Russel Dickerson

14. Boondocks by Little Big Town

15. Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks & Dunn

16. Born to Love You by LANCO

17. Brand New Man by Brooks & Dunn

18. Break Up With Him by Old Dominion 

19. Burnin' Up by Jonas Brothers

20. Bury Me In Dixie by Riley Green

21. Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake

22. Chasin' That Neon Rainbow by Alan Jackson

23. Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson

24. Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band

25. Chillin' It by Cole Swindell

26. Closer by The Chainsmokers

27. Crash and Burn by Thomas Rhett

28. Craving You by Thomas Rhett

29. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend by Miranda Lambert

30. Creepin by Eric Church

31. Cricket On a Line by Colt Ford

32. Cruise by Florida Georgia Line

33. David Ashley Parker from Powder Springs by Travis Denning

34. Dayum, Baby by Florida Georgia Line

35. Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band

36. Dibs by Kelsea Ballerini

37. Dirt on My Boots by Jon Pardi

38. Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects

39. Dixieland Delight by Alabama

40. Don't Let Me Down by The Chainsmokers

41. Don't Stop Believin' by Journey

42. Don't Tempt Me by Luke Combs

43. Don't Ya by Brett Eldredge 

44. Drink In My Hand by Eric Church

45. Drinkin' Again by Corey Smith

46. Drinkin' Bone by Tracy Byrd

47. Drunk Me by Mitchell Tenpenny 

48. Drunk on A Plane by Dierks Bentley

49. Drunk on Your Love by Brett Eldredge 

50. Dust on the Bottle by David Lee Murphy 

51. Eight Second Ride by Jake Owen

52. Family Tradition by Hank Williams Jr.

53. Fancy by Reba McEntire 

54. Find Out Who Your Friends Are by Tracy Lawrence 

55. Firecracker by Josh Turner

56. Fishin' In the Dark by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

57. Flatliner by Cole Swindell

58. Forever by Chris Brown

59. Free Drinks by Faren Rachels

60. Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks 

61. G.R.I.T.S. by Brantley Gilbert

62. Georgia Peaches by Lauren Alaina

63. Georgia Time by Riley Green 

64. Get Me Some of That by Thomas Rhett

65. Get Your Shine On by Florida Georgia Line

66. Good Directions by Billy Currington

67. Guys Like Me by Eric Church 

68. Heads Carolina, Tails California by Jo Dee Messina

69. Heartache on the Dance Floor by Jon Pardi 

70. Hell Raisin' Heat of the Summer by Florida Georgia Line 

71. Here for the Party by Gretchen Wilson

72. Here's to Never Growing Up by Avril Lavigne 

73. Hicktown by Jason Aldean

74. Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus

75. Honey, I'm Home by Shania Twain

76. Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins

77. Honky Tonk Highway by Luke Combs

78. Hope You Get Lonely Tonight by Cole Swindell

79. House Party by Sam Hunt

80. Huntin', Fishin', and Lovin' Every Day by Luke Bryan

81. Hurricane by Luke Combs

82. I'm In a Hurry by Alabama

83. I'm Still a Guy by Brad Paisley 

84. If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Dixie by Hank Williams Jr. 

85. If I Could Do It Again by Corey Smith

86. If It Don't Help by Drew Parker

87. If You're Gonna' Play in Texas by Alabama

89. Indian Outlaw by Tim McGraw

90. Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp

91. Joker by Steve Miller Band 

92. Kerosene by Miranda Lambert

93. Ladies Love Country Boys by Trace Adkins

94. Little Bitty by Alan Jackson

95. Lost by Chris Young 

96. Louisiana Saturday Night by Mel McDaniel

97. Love Me Like You Mean It by Kelsea Ballerini

98. Man! I Feel Like a Woman! by Shania Twain

100. Memories Are Made Of by Luke Combs

103. Old Town Road by Lil Nas X

104. Out There by Luke Combs

105. Parking Lot Party by Lee Brice

106. Party People by Florida Georgia Line

107. Pontoon by Little Big Town

108. Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard

109. Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson

110. Redneck Yacht Club by Craig Morgan

111. Round Here by Florida Georgia Line

112. Same Old Song by Riley Green 

113. Save Water, Drink Beer by Chris Young

114. She Got The Best of Me by Luke Combs

115. She's In Love With The Boy by Trisha Yearwood

116. Shut Your Mouth by Muscadine Bloodline

117. Smoke a Little Smoke by Eric Church 

118. Sold by John Michael Montgomery 

119. Some Beach by Blake Shelton

120. Somethin' Bad by Miranda Lambert 

121. Something In Your Mouth by Nickelback

122. Song of the South by Alabama

123. Sorority Girl by Luke Bryan

124. Southern Boy Cure by Muscadine Bloodline

125. Sugar, We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy

126. Summer Jam by Jake Owen 

127. Summer Nights by Rascal Flatts

128. Summertime by Kenny Chesney 

129. Sundaze by Florida Georgia Line

130. Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset, Repeat by Luke Bryan

131. Suntan City by Luke Bryan

132. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd

133. T-R-O-U-B-L-E by Travis Tritt

134. Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo by Tracy Byrd

135. That Ain't My Truck by Rhett Akins

136. There Was This Girl by Riley Green 

137. This Is How We Roll by Florida Georgia Line

138. Toes by Zac Brown Band

139. Up All Night by Jon Pardi

140. Up Down by Morgan Wallen

141. Vacation by Sam Hunt

142. Watermelon Crawl by Tracy Byrd

143. What Kinda Gone by Chris Cagle

144. When It Rains It Pours by Luke Combs

145. Where I Come From by Alan Jackson

146. Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound by Hank Williams Jr.

147. Whiskey Glasses by Morgan Wallen

148. Who's Cheatin Who by Alan Jackson

149. Whose Bed Have Your Boots Ben Under by Shania Twain

150. Wild One by Faith Hill

151. Yes Indeed by Lil Baby & Drake

152. Young by Kenny Chesney 

153. 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

154. 19' Somethin' by Mark Wills

155. 1985 by Bowling For Soup

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