1. Brunch with your best friend. Definitely not dinner because they probably have someone to celebrate a valentines dinner with and you don't.
2. Send your mother some flowers or a plant to remind her that you exist, so maybe you'll actually get a call from her.
3. Make your roommates breakfast. They'll think you were trying to do something nice for them but now so they'll just be forced to clean up the mess you made in the kitchen.
4. Crash your parents valentines date and remind them that you are a product of their love so you deserve to be there too.
5. Buy a box of those valentines day cards that 2nd graders are forced to give to eachother and write the name of a fuckboy you know on each card then burn them/ throw them in the ocean/ out a moving car. Matter of disposal is up to you.
6. Watch a movie with a studly lead and pretend he's professing his love to you and not Rachel McAdams.
7. Treat yo self. By this I mean eat a lot of expensive chocolate and wash it down with a bottle of wine.
8. Go out with one of your guy friends who is also painfully alone. (on this day and every other day) and pretend you're a couple so you don't have to feel the judgement of society anymore.
9. Get out doors and do something active. If you're hyperventilating you can't think about how pathetic your life is.
10. Get a puppy and force it to love you, which isn't that hard. Basically if you feed it, it will love you.
11. Have a massive cheat meal #friesnotguys
12. Send yourself flowers to work so your coworkers think someone loves you, because your mom ultimately forgot about you even though you sent her shit.
13. Get dressed up, slap on some makeup, go out and flirt with some boys.
14. Prepare for all the chocolate you will be eating once it all goes on sale the day after this stupid holiday is over.
If none of this is working for you just remind yourself that this holiday is actually total bullshit. It's just a made up holiday to make people money and you don't really need a day to show your loved ones you care.
