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14 Stages Of Finding A Date To A Function

If there are 7 billion people in the world, then why is this so hard?

Andrea Lazaro
Sep 28, 2015
Appalachian State University
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14 Stages Of Finding A Date To A Function

Date function season is starting, and if you're anything like me, you never have a date. I have the biggest love/hate relationship with date functions. They're my favorite functions, but also my least favorite. The process of finding a date is long, hard, and stressful, and sometimes very desperate measures must be taken. Whether it's setting up fliers, application forms, or just going up to a random person at the bar, we must do whatever we can to find a good date.

1. When your social chair announces a date function coming up.

And that dates are due in two weeks.

2. Sisters with boyfriends talking about how they already have dates.

3. Said friend with boyfriend playing matchmaker.

And feeling like you're a solid three out of 10 when seeing the guys she suggests.

4. Every time a new one of your single friends finds a date.

5. When people ask you who you're taking.

6. You wonder if going with a pledge is still acceptable as an upperclassman.

7. You realize you need more guy friends.


8. Wishing the guy you have a crush on would just ask you to your own function.

I really want to ask you but I'm also really scared of you.

9. Finding out a freshman is taking an older guy.

Can you not.

10. Coming up with a plan to find a date the last weekend before dates are due.

This is it. This is our last chance at finding a date.

11. Hoping you'll meet the perfect guy two hours before the date google doc is due.

12. When the Google Doc is due in five minutes.

13. Begging your social chair for an extension.

14. But when you finally find that perfect date and he doesn't completely suck.

All the searching was worth it.


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