14 Signs You Attend High Point University
Start writing a post
Entertainment

14 Signs You Attend High Point University

615
14 Signs You Attend High Point University

There are so many things that contribute to the typical HPU lifestyle, so here's a few:

1. Half the things in your closet have “High Point University” written on them

We get a lot of free apparel throughout the course of a school year, and of course we all have splurged at the book store for nice HPU gear at some point in our lives.

2. You can’t walk five feet without seeing someone decked out in Vineyard Vines

Is our mascot the panthers or the little pink whales?

3. You almost get run over by student drivers at least twice a day

Excuse me, Mr. Lamborghini, I am actually trying to make it to class with all of my limbs in tact, so please slow down and don’t kill me.

4. You’re graced with the sound of Beethoven and Bach 24/7

Classical music on the Promenade. That is all.

5. You don’t even bother to open your menu at Prime anymore because you already know what you want.

Once you fall in love with one dish, there’s no going back

6. When half the people in your 7:50am classes are dressed to the nines

I don’t know how these people possibly find the time to look that good that early, but best believe if I even make it to a 7:50, it’ll be in my pajamas.

7. Muffin Fridays

It’s the best day of the week, and clearly the kiosks understand that too.

8. Campus enhancement and security are probably somewhere on your favorites list in your contacts

Leaky ceiling? Call campus enhancement. Locked yourself out? Security’s gotcha.

9. You have killer calf muscles from having to park ten miles away from your destination

Parking sucks, but at least you get a workout from it.

10. You have a collection of parking tickets that you have to pay

Sometimes you don’t want to park in the middle of nowhere so you suck it up and get a ticket.

11. When you’re woken up from your midday nap by the ice cream trucks music

I don’t even mind when it wakes me up, because then I get some free ice cream.

12. When you never check the campus concierge emails

Another day, another email.

13. You have survived the Panther Plague each year

A few times out of the year, the notorious Panther Plague sweeps through campus, which ultimately means that every student is on their death bed because they’re so sick.

14. When you leave HPU, you miss it more than anything

It’s your home away from home, and the bubble is just too nice to leave for too long.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

102205
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments