Has anyone else realized we're literally only 7 months into this new administration and s*** just keeps hitting the fan?? Whether it's a threat of North Korea nuking the States or stuff with Russia, healthcare, lies... should I keep going? I'm exhausted, and I think journalists and the media are even more tired of reporting on all these different things. I know I am. Within the past few weeks, there have been hirings and firings of White House Communication Directors. Here's my list of who I think would be the best director than anyone President Trump chooses.
1. Fred Flintstone
The dude would be all "Yabba-Dabba-Doo!" and the Associated Press would be all, "Can I just get a quote from you about the meeting held earlier today?"
2. Rory Gilmore
Maybe this could be a way to redeem herself from that "GQ" article?? Since she *spoiler* flopped as a journalist.3. Kris Jenner
Honestly, a genius when it comes to social media and finding ways to keep her daughters' lives afloat in the year of 2017. She's an excellent candidate for this position.4. CJ Cregg from "West Wing"
Duh, the woman knows how to get business done.5. Lena Dunham
Ms. Dunham knows how to rock the boat in terms of keeping herself relevant, so I think she would know how to keep media strategies both shocking and informative.6. Bethenny Frankel
She's a businesswoman who knows how to work a social media campaign, so I think she'd know how to express everything to the press in new and creative ways.7. Quinta Brunson
Girl will run the world in the future, I swear. She'd come out to talk to the press as "Deez Hands" plays in the background - iconic.
8. Bo Obama
One "woof" at a time, he can captivate a room full of people. Might need to give him some treats or light commands to stay put though. He probably photographs well, too.9. Pistachio girl
She was my favorite person at Phillies games growing up, until she was fired for being a white-nationalist supporter. She'd fit right in with the new administration!!10. Any admissions ambassador from a university
They wouldn't even need a microphone to speak into because their voices are so loud. Memorizing information is their job, so you better be ready to hear about all the different meal plans Boston University has to offer!11. The Nittany Lion mascot
Lots of ear rubbing and a campaign about being #1!! Some scowls too, probably.12. A YouTube vlogger
The job of a vlogger is to document their daily lives in new, interesting and creative ways. What if all the information we got from the White House came in the form of a vlog??? "Here I am in the Senate chambers where they're about to vote on giving away rights to all minority groups in the States! Now, old, white men are the only ones who have rights! Dope!"
13. Conor McGregor
He'd be in his "f*** you" suit all the time, probably just angry. I would be too.14. Seth Rogen
Dude would make everything funny and self-deprecating, just how most Americans feel every day!!Whoever the next director is, maybe they'll last longer than the milk in my fridge *cough Scaramucci cough*. Here's to hoping the world won't fall apart any more than it already has!!