Ever sit and stare at your laptop screen wondering what to watch on Netflix? You’ve already seen every episode of every show worth watching, and you’re scared that show Netflix recommended to you is not like "New Girl" at all. Netflix may tell you what to watch based on algorithms they made up, but I am a real person here telling you my recommendations on what to binge watch next.

1. "Orange Is the New Black"

Find out what it's like to live in a women's prison.

2. "Trailer Park Boys"

Feel good about having graduated high school while you watch three guys fail time and time again to be drug dealers.

3. "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

Ever wonder what happens to those women who are rescued from cults? Now you know. Well, sort of.

4. "BoJack Horseman"

That cup of whiskey represents how much of this show I want to watch. Did I mention I watched the whole second season beginning to end in one run?

5. "The Office"

This is the face you get if you tell me you've never seen "The Office." Seriously. Go watch it. Now.

6. "It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

No, but I did get addicted to this show.

7. "Weeds"

Exactly. That's why I'm telling you to go watch this. Jenji Cohen knows how to do a show.

8. "Bob’s Burgers"

All of the characters are so #relatable. Also, everything is a pun. Don't tell me you don't like a good pun.

9. "30 Rock"

And say yes to binge watching 30 Rock! It's pretty much an autobiography of Tina Fey's life.

10. "Flaked"

Will Arnet gives up being a comedic genius to play a darker role. Still does a great job.

11. "Freaks and Geeks"

Be cool and watch it! Sad to say it got cancelled after one season, but that doesn't mean it isn't pure gold.

12. "Breaking Bad"

If you haven't watched this yet, you are letting down everyone, including Mike. Don't let him down. He'll be one of your favs, I promise.

13. "Love"

You'll love to hate all the characters. Really, they all are horrible people, but you can't stop watching.

14. "Skins"

Take a look into the world of British teens. It's basically a better "Degrassi." A much better "Degrassi."