Owls are my favorite animal. I've got a big owl tattoo. I'm committed to the owl cause here. Owls have this reputation for being wise and stoic, but they can also be hilarious and adorable. Did you know that owls can swivel their heads completely around, unlike what you'll be able to do to your GPA? Also, owls are born without flight feathers, so in a way, we're all baby owls...
Anyway, here's college.
1. "This exam will not be curved."
2. "It's really late. I better be quiet."
3. Finally opening the freezer and seeing that ice cream you've been saving.
4. "Becky don't you dare throw up. Becky no-"
5. 2 a.m.
6. "Yes, I would like one of those job things."
6. "Freshman 15 is such a lie."
7. Drunkenly making out in a dark room.
8. When you're looking cute on exam day.
9. When you slept in on exam day.
10. Every dog you see.
11. When you're trying to talk to your significant other after saying something stupid.
12. When you get dragged into going out.
