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14 Craziest Donald Trump Quotes As Told By Honey Boo Boo

Even the "Toddlers And Tiaras" star thinks he's nuts.

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14 Craziest Donald Trump Quotes As Told By Honey Boo Boo
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Everyone is talking about Donald Trump. Suddenly, I can't even turn on the TV without seeing his orange spray tan and lopsided hair piece. Trump's shock and awe persona often leaves him wading through a pool of word vomit. Sometimes his comments puzzle me, but who better to break them down for us than America's Sweetheart and star of "Toddlers and Tiaras" Alana Thompson, aka "Honey Boo-Boo."

1. "Maybe we should boycott Starbucks."
2. “I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.”

Neither does he, Alana.

3. “Do you know that Hillary Clinton was a birther?"

Also, what does that even mean?

4. "I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”

Honey Boo Boo doesn't discriminate.

5. “All of the women on "The Apprentice" flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

Even Trump couldn't get Alana.

6. "Good people don’t go into government.”

7. "I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich."

8. "I make stars out of everyone."

Without the help of Donald Trump, too.

9. "I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed him. That’s what we should be doing.”

Alana doesn't want Trump handling foreign policy, either.

10. "Black guys counting my money! I hate it."

Did he really just say that

11. "I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall."

12. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

You tell him, Honey Boo Boo!

13. "My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

14. Then there was this...


Bring it, Trump. No one messes with Honey Boo Boo.

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