Valentine's Day is fast approaching. If you have a significant other or friends that you buy Valentine's gifts for, you know that the Valentine's cards offered at most stores are the worst. They're either super gushy and overly emotional, or they're attempting to be funny and just come across as creepy. So, here are a few hilariously cheesy pick-up lines that would make perfect cards or texts for your special someone.
1. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
2. You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
3. Good thing I have my library card, 'cuz I'm checking you out.
4. You must be debt, 'cuz my interest in you is growing.
5. Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are absolutely glowing.
6. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
7. You're like a sharpie- super fine.
8. Do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
9. Is your name WIFI? 'cuz I'm feeling a connection.
10. Your parents must have been drug dealers, because you're dope.
11. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
12. You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
13. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got "fine" written all over you
14. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.
Some say pick-up lines are a thing of the past, but I disagree. What better way to woo your Valentine that to compliment them and make them laugh at the same time. So, here's hoping your Valentine's Day is filled with love, chocolate, and hilarious puns.
