New Year's resolutions are something we all attempt every year. Most are rather cliche, yet somehow, we fail at them more often than not. Old habits are hard to break, and no matter how many times you insist, "New year, new me!" chances are, you're still the same. But don't worry. You're not alone.

1. Going to the gym every day.

"I'm too tired today," you say every day.

2. Cutting out fried foods.

Broccoli simply cannot compare to those Bojangles fries.

3. Reducing Netflix binging.

Can't stop. Won't stop.

4. Not procrastinating on homework.

Or an hour before it's due.

5. Going to bed at a reasonable hour.

Oh, it's 3 a.m. already?

6. Not texting him.

As Valentine's day approaches, it only gets harder.

7. Wearing real clothes to class.

Gretchen Wieners might not sit with you, but I still will.

8. Calling home every day.

I'm sorry, mom.

9. Saving money instead of shopping.

Carrie Bradshaw feels your pain.

10. Winning the lottery.

We all tried and failed.

11. Actually reading the book for your classes.

I'm sorry, it's just too boring.

12. Waking up before noon.

It's really, really hard sometimes, but coffee can help.

13. Finding a Valentine.

Who needs one anyway?