“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree” is that song we sang in preschool because we could not get the tune of “All I Want for Christmas is You” down. It is that song you don’t really hear in the radio, but it is a song that describes a long-standing Christmas tradition: a Christmas tree. We love the skirt, the lights, the smell of a real one, and for me, I especially love the ornaments. My favorites are the ones that have been passed from my grandmother onto to my mother, and someday onto me. However, there are some ornaments that have a little bit more character to them than the normal ornament:

1. This Strange Doll

TBH, not really feeling nightmares on Christmas.

2. Poop

IDK about y'all, but nothing says Merry Christmas like a piece of poop on your tree.

3. Farting Reindeer and Santa

Same with the photo above, but with gas and Santa's butt cheeks.

4. Kissing Ornaments

The features on these ornaments are so realistic that it's way too frightening.

5. This Creepy Eye

"He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake..."

6. Winnie the Pooh in a Bikini

This ruins every childhood love I had (and still have) for Winnie the Pooh.

7. Santa and Mrs. Claus Caught in a Scandal

I found two people on the naughty list this year...

8. This Creepy Clown

Hey now, hey now, this is what nightmares are made of.

9. Santa Caught on the Naughty List

This would be great if you're into this type of thing, but I am not, so I'm just going to pretend to unsee Santa's butt cheeks for the second time.

10. Satan?

One of the things that I most certainly do not correlate with Christmas.

11. A Unicorn Wearing Lederhosen

I would truly be obsessed with this if its half unicorn/half human parts didn't freak me out as much as they do.

12. Circle of Love Barbie

I still don't know why someone would make this.

13. A Severed Ear

He hears you when you're sleeping?

Dear reader, for the love of everything Christmas and the happiness and joy, please do not put any of these on your tree.