Now, I don't know about you, but I find infomercials to be very entertaining. If you have at least a semi-sarcastic sense of humor like me, you can find the life lessons hidden within these informercials.
Here are some things that I learned that simply blew my mind:
1) A messy house is a dangerous house.
Hey, you never know when you'll trip over a toy truck and smash right into a glass table. Things happen.
2) Camping with family is the best kind of camping.
Can I get a "what, what?"
3) Wearing the color white during a meal is oftentimes not a good idea:
Even adults know the struggle.
4) Things that come out of boiling water are usually hot:
Sometimes, you just have to learn things the hard way.
5) Carrying approximately 1,000 things at once is not a good idea:
Taking multiple trips from point A to point B sounds like too much work. I know, I know.
6) Beauty isn't pain... it's weirdness:
I have no words.
7) There is no such thing as invading someone's personal space in the name of cleanliness:
Just take out that pocket-sized vacuum and do your thing, you clean freak, you.
8) Cats are obviously the worst:
But we already knew that.
9) Pocket-less pants DO exist:
Darn it. If only there was a thing you could put your phone in that loops over your shoulder in a fashionable manner. Hmm...
10) Storing tupperware isn't as hassle-free as one may think:
11) You can put on deodorant with a blindfold on:
Oh, joy!
12) Curly hair is just comical.
Hair, you silly goose!
13) Cutting a loaf of bread with a door stop will not yield positive results:
Wait . . . I was sure that this is what they're made for.
People say that you learn something new every day, but I say, learn 13 new things TODAY and save yourself some time.
