13 Things Guys Do That Piss Girls Off In A Heartbeat

13 Things Guys Do That Piss Girls Off In A Heartbeat

There's a guy sitting next to me... he's doing that classic man spreading thing... EEEKKKKKKKK.
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There are certain behaviors that piss women off like no other. I'm sure we can think of many more examples, but here are some that stand out amongst the rest.

1. Act oblivious or like they don't know what's going on.

"HUH??" "What are we doing?"

2. When they don't listen and then continue to be oblivious.

"Hi, what's the plan today?" He may ask, and as you answer, he'll start texting or walking away and completely ignore you.

3. Fail to make eye contact.

Your eyes don't need to travel from my face to my boobs six times a sentence.

4. Leave the toilet seat up.

Just take the extra two seconds to put it down. Don't ask questions.

5. Continually joke around at ALL TIMES.

We don't always want to be joking around and getting playfully hit.

6. Send one-word texts.

Yes. No. Why? How? Who? What? What? WHAT?

7. Initiate conversation and then drift off, zone out, turn the music up so they can't hear you.

Don't ask us a question and then intentionally disregard our answer.

8. Comment on another girl's physical appearance while we're standing right there.

9. Man spread.

You are taking up all the damn room everywhere we go.

10. Neglect to celebrate milestones.

I don't care if you don't acknowledge that you've been dating a girl for a week, but if you've been talking/dating for a while, it's nice to know you care.

11. Eat every single disgusting thing you can find in front of us.

Whether it's a sandwich with everything you can find in the kitchen on it or a plate of ketchup for one fry, at least be conscious of not being outrageously obnoxious as you eat it... please and thanks.

12. Make us take longer routes through public areas so that you can show us off.

This is cute sometimes, sure, but not EVERY TIME.

13. When he owns and guards the aux with his life.

Sorry, is your music the only music worth listening to?

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Why Girls Love The Dad Bod

If your man can rock the dad bod, he's a keeper.

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In case you haven't noticed lately, girls are all about that dad bod.

Girls have been dealing with body image issues since the beginning of time until recent (for those of you who consider yourselves to be "Thick thin") I hadn't heard about this body type until my roommate mentioned it. She used to be crazy over guys she claimed had the dad bod.

After observing the guys she found attractive, I came to understand this body type well and was able to identify it. The dad bod is a nice balance between a beer gut and working out. The dad bod says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time." It's not an overweight guy, but it isn't one with washboard abs, either.

The dad bod is a new trend and fraternity boys everywhere seem to be rejoicing. Turns out skipping the gym for a few brews last Thursday after class turned out to be in their favor. While we all love a sculpted guy, there is just something about the dad bod that makes boys seem more human, natural, and attractive. Here are a few reasons that girls are crazy about the dad bod.

It doesn't intimidate us.
Few things are worse than taking a picture in a bathing suit, one being taking a picture in a bathing suit with a guy who is crazy fit. We don't want a guy that makes us feel insecure about our body. We are insecure enough as it is. We don't need a perfectly sculpted guy standing next to us to make us feel worse.

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We like being the pretty one.
We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the guy, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture.

Better cuddling.
No one wants to cuddle with a rock. Or Edward Cullen. The end.

Good eats.
The dad bod says he doesn't meal prep every Sunday night so if you want to go to Taco Tuesday or $4 pitcher Wednesday, he'd be totally down. He's not scared of a cheat meal because he eats just about anything and everything.

You know what you're getting.
Girls tend to picture their future together with their guys early on. Therefore, if he already has the dad bod going on, we can get used to it before we date him, marry him, have three kids. We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.


So there you go. A simple break down of why girls everywhere are going nuts over this body type on males. We like it. We love it. We want some more of it. So here's to you dad bods, keep it up. Men, confidently strut that gut on the beach because while you stare at us in our bikinis we will be staring just as hard.

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Millennials, stop Being Offended So Easily, Otherwise We'll Always Be A Weak Generation

Instead, start conversation and debate.

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For the past two weeks, I've been attending a psychology class for summer school. Every time the teacher goes to explain something that may be controversial, he never fails to add in "this is not to offend anyone" or "now I'm not trying to offend anyone."

If I've learned anything in this class it's that my professor doesn't want to offend me or any of my classmates. Which I know he does out of respect primarily, but I have to add that he's adjusting his teaching skills to the way my generation takes criticism, opposing views, and varying emotions. We're an emotionally weak society. We walk on eggshells around everyone in order to avoid offending them. We water down real opinion or emotion so as to not hurt anyone's feelings. And I'm sick of it.

Everyone has different views or opinions which are almost always based off of education and experiences which all vary from person to person. So how can you possibly expect everything to be centered and based upon what YOU, one human, believes?

Learn how to agree to disagree.

Debating controversial topics is good. It challenges your beliefs and often times leaves you having learned a thing or two. Be respectful, but don't hold back either. Learn how to process your genuine thoughts, feelings, and opinions without coming across condemning or judging. We're all human. But lastly, stop walking on eggshells. Nothing will get done if we just beat around the bush and don't speak outwardly and openly.

Stop being offended so easily. Instead, start conversation and debate. Discuss the topic instead of shutting down. And if you have an opinion regarding something, whether it's a common opinion or not, share it, speak it, and challenge others to think or debate back.

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