1. "Hey are you up?”
Whether you had an 8 am class and want to get breakfast or are just coming home at 2 am and forgot your keys… this is valuable information to have at all times considering you are the less responsible and usually hungrier of the two of you.
2. “What time does your last class end today?”
In your defense, it is a new semester so your class schedules did change… but you asked this on Monday and it’s now Wednesday, you should know by now that the classes go by M/W/F and T/TH.
3. “OMG guess what”
This is usually followed up by two to three more texts regarding some hot guy one of you hooked up with this weekend or a really awkward dining hall encounter that happens pretty much every other day… yet still is “OMG guess what”-worthy news.
4. “Are you down to go out tonight?”
This text is usually responded to with, “but its Tuesday..”. Like I mentioned earlier, I am the less responsible of the two of us so you can relate to the fact that you can only skip so many Tequila Tuesday’s before you start to really suffer from FOMO (fear of missing out).
5. “Dude where are you?”
Forget your calculator again? Hoping your in close proximity to not only your roomie but also Qdoba? Yep, we should honestly just get the “find my friends” app because I can’t recall a single time where I didn’t wonder/need to know where my roommate was.
6. “Dhall in 15?”
A girls gotta eat… and aren’t we all ballin’ on a budget? If you already ate, I guest swipe you in I refuse to eat alone for the fifth time this week…
7. “*insert funny tweet screenshot about sigma apple pie*”
When you are the only one of the two of you in a sorority you find that it is so much funnier receiving these kind of memes from your roommate who gets some sort of pleasure out of how funny you find these tweets… still not sure if they are actually that funny.
8. “Guess who I just walked by!!!”
I can only think of this text ending in two ways… either “that b***h” or “that guy you’re like in love with”. Either way, let me know where you are, I’ll make a detour back to the dorm, see ya in a few.
9. “Dude I just failed that.”
Something about letting everyone you know how badly you just did on your exam makes you feel better or something.. it’s almost like if you say it enough you’ll be less surprised and upset when you get it back and realize that you actually did fail it.
10. “Wanna go to the gym tonight?”
Always say yes… only about 73% of the time will you actually make it to the gym but being encouraging in supportive of the grind is almost as good and respectable as actually being on the grind.
11. “I think I’m still drunk.”
Ahh, the morning after texts to the roomie about being in class and still “v turnt”. That’s just sad, if your roommate doesn’t laugh hysterically at you and tell you “you’re doing great!” then she doesn’t love you.
12. “We should get, like, real food tonight for dinner.”
Between you, me, and President Crowe, the dining hall food is just not real. Yes, I will continue to eat it but I refuse to believe it’s real, sorry. So I declare tonight we get a “REAL DINNER”… are you thinking Cane’s or In-n-Out?
13. “I miss you.”
You know you’ve got a winner when you go almost a full busy 9 hour day without seeing each other and you miss her face. Nothing like the bond between two freshman roomies, am I right?
