1. Pleas to make it seem like you are super popular.
"like for a tbh and rate"
2. Super vague song lyrics for no reason.
"~Let the rain wash away all the pain from yesterday~"
3. Letting casually the world know your every move.
"Just took a shower!!!!!!! Going to eat a sandwich and hang with Carissa ahhhhhh."
4. Sending subtle messages to your crush.
"I <3 65"
5. Sending more subtle messages to your crush (because once wasn't enough).
"Thinking about him <3 :) "
6. Your inside joke that you have with only one of your 874 Facebook friends.
"Hahahaha my hair has emotions."
7. Typical 7th-grade complaints.
"omgggggg I have so much homework =( "
8. When you're really bored and just need a new status.
"oMG i HaTE whEn pPL tALk LIke tHiS. LikE If yOU dO tOO hEHe"
9. Letting the world know that you're in a happy marriage.
"Brooke is my wifeyyyyyy <3"
10. THE slogan.
"Peace. Love. Happiness."
11. How you're feeling in the moment...
"is sad"
12. ...And the next moment.
"is hungry"
13. Anything with super good spelling and grammar, basically
"cant believe there iz skool 2morro itz so unfair!! to much hw."