Let's paint a picture. The sun is shining and there is not a cloud in the sky. You are in your car with the windows rolled down. You and your grandma decided to spend the day together, so you are on your way eat lunch. Suddenly, your grandma asks a daunting question, "where is the aux cord? I want to play some tunes off your phone." Knowing none of your songs were released before 2005, you hesitate to give her your phone. Your mind is racing. What song could she possibly choose for the car ride? You know there are a few songs that you do not want her to play not because they are explicit, but because she could become obsessed with a catchy, annoying one hit wonder that you downloaded in the eighth grade. Here are is a list of songs that you do not want your grandma playing on the aux cord.
1. "Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani
Your grandma will think it is wonderful that someone is teaching you how to spell bananas, and She will continue to sing it the rest of the day at the top of her lungs, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
2. "Turn Down For What" - DJ Snake and Lil Jon
After explaining what Lil Jon is talking about in this song, your grandma will spill her secrets about back in her day, and how her and her friends "turned up" on the weekends.
3. "Barbie Girl" - Aqua
Let's just face it. This song is your guilty pleasure and you are embarrassed even if your grandma knows you have this in your music selection.
4. "Crank That" - Soulja Boy
She will want to learn how to "Crank That," and she just will repeat "YOOUUUU," until you teach her.
5. "Sexyback" - Justin Timberlake
Just imagine, Justin Timberlake looking at you with disappointment after watching your grandma shake her sexy back side.
6. "Milkshake" - Kelis
No grandma should ever sing this song. Grandmas are suppose to be good and make you cookies, not do anything with their milkshakes.
7. "Hotline Bling" - Drake
You just found out yourself what "hotline bling" means and you can not imagine trying to explain what it is to your grandmother. Also, you do not want her watching the video and trying to dance like Drake.
8. "We Can't Stop" - Miley Cyrus
Miley is your grandma's worst nightmare. After you grandma listens to this, she will go on an hour long tirade about how our generation is full of hoodlums who have no morals.
9. "Gold Digger" - Kanye West
We just are not going to even go there about how your grandma would react to this.
10. "Fancy" - Iggy Azalea
First things first, your grandma is the realest, but she will probably say she is so fancy for the rest of her life because she believes her and Iggy are besties now.
11. "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)"- Silento
Let's just say, we do not want grandma breaking a hip trying to "Whip" and "Nae Nae."
12. "Drunk in Love" - Beyoncé
Your grandma will say her and grandpa are drunk in love just like Jay and B, and you know you do not want to know that.
13. "Baby" - Justin Bieber
Unless your grandma sounds like a pre-pubescent boy, she will not sound good while singing this tune. Also, it will be stuck in your head weeks after listening to it.
Next time you are in the car with your grandma, make sure you put it on the radio station you know she likes, and that way all awkward situations and conversations are avoided.
