Some people do not seem to understand the reasoning behind why wine will always be a girl's best friend. I mean, yes, there are diamonds and chocolate and puppies, but wine can do so many things that those can't. It makes you feel like a whole new person after you finish two, maybe three glasses, and after a bottle, you feel invincible. Just like men love beer, women and wine will always be together. So let's get straight to the point—here are 13 reasons why wine is truly a girl's best friend.
1. Wine is the go-to for a breakup just like your best friend is.
It's the first person you want to talk about boy problems with, the first person you want to choose for your night in or night out, and the only one who truly understands your life.
2. Wine makes you happy, like when Derek told Meredith he loved her kind of happy.
3. It just tastes so delicious.
4. Wine bottles always look so pretty and classy.
Sometimes even when getting trashed, we like to still think we are classy ladies.
5. Wine can be very cheap and still tastes good, unlike most cheap beers that just taste like pee.
6. It is known as the apple juice for grownups.
7. Since Jesus broke the bread and drank wine, drinking wine is not a sin by any means.
8. There are so many different kinds of wine to choose from, so you can never go wrong!
9. The hangovers may be worse...but it is always worth it.
10. Wine makes you feel sexy.
What's better than getting a boost of confidence when your 2 a.m. booty call hits you up and tells you that you look good on your Snapchat story?
11. You can sit around in your sweatpants and unwashed messy bun, and wine will never judge you.
12. Wine won't judge you for those drunken hookups; it will actually encourage you.
13. You always have a perfect food to pair wine with, whether it is cookies or chocolate.
Thank you, wine, for always being there for me whenever I need you.
