13 Reasons Why Pizza Is Way Better Than A Boyfriend
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13 Reasons Why Pizza Is Way Better Than A Boyfriend

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13 Reasons Why Pizza Is Way Better Than A Boyfriend
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We all reach a point in our lives where we are forced to put things into perspective. Recently I have been thinking a lot about how great the single life really is. How I don't need a man to complete me. All I need is Jesus, family, friends, sleep and of course food. More specifically, pizza. Here are 13 reasons why pizza is way better than having a boyfriend.

1. Pizza won't send you mixed signals

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2. Pizza will always be there for you

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3. Pizza is willing to be adventurous

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4. Pizza will never cheat on you

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5. Pizza will never be jealous

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6. Pizza will never fight with you

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7. Pizza is willing to have a chill night

8. Pizza is a cheap date

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9. Pizza is warm + makes you feel cozy

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10. Pizza always smells good

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11. Pizza thinks your pretty without any makeup on

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12. Pizza doesn't judge you

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13. Pizza is never late

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