13 Reasons Why Pizza Is Way Better Than A Boyfriend

We all reach a point in our lives where we are forced to put things into perspective. Recently I have been thinking a lot about how great the single life really is. How I don't need a man to complete me. All I need is Jesus, family, friends, sleep and of course food. More specifically, pizza. Here are 13 reasons why pizza is way better than having a boyfriend.

1. Pizza won't send you mixed signals

2. Pizza will always be there for you

3. Pizza is willing to be adventurous

4. Pizza will never cheat on you

5. Pizza will never be jealous

6. Pizza will never fight with you

7. Pizza is willing to have a chill night

8. Pizza is a cheap date

9. Pizza is warm + makes you feel cozy

10. Pizza always smells good

11. Pizza thinks your pretty without any makeup on

12. Pizza doesn't judge you

13. Pizza is never late

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