1. After a blissful two-day break you're rudely awoken by you alarm clock.
2. Getting out of bed probably went more like this:
Than this:
3. Trying to be fully functional on a Monday morning is next to impossible.
4. It's back to the reality of responsibilities and rude people,
5. And there's not enough coffee in the world to deal with that.
6. You have to deal with everything you put off over the weekend.
7. The next weekend is five long days away.
8. You probably accidentally spilled something on yourself... or maybe that's just me?
9. There is never any reason to celebrate on a Monday.
10. Even all the people around you are in a bad mood, and you just want to tell them like it is.
11. Except for that one person that's always irritatingly cheerful.
