Do you ever get pressured into saving money and don't have a clue how? Follow these super simple steps with no worries, no pressure, and no problem to start today! Disclaimer: the travel agency or life insurance is not responsible if you become scarred for the rest of your life.
1. Finding a hotel with the sign: "Unbelievable Bargain"
This one is really important. Vacations alone cost money, so why waste on hotels? Go ahead and search Priceline... or don't! Find the nearest abandoned house or creepy looking building with the sign quoted above.
2. Saving money on Winter Running Clothes
One time, someone told me to stay warm. It was good advice. What about it wasn't? When you have to pay for an extra outfit for cold runs. No need!
3. Holding Back on House Renovations
Follow these instructions: A. Take a visit to Dollar Tree and find a bucket. B. Place Bucket on water knob C. Enjoy and forget the rest!
4. Deciding you don't need a pool filter
If you've been feeling guilty for putting in that pool, it's OK! Save some money by "forgetting" to buy that filter, it really isn't that important.
5. Building your own water park
You know prices are going up. You know what else is going up? Creativity. Go out to the old barn, grab a tarp and wood, and give this sure-to-be-safe slide a ride!
6. Finding a Good Beach
Driving takes gas and gas takes money. Oceans, lakes, and even good creeks can be so far away. Find your nearest water hole to enjoy free swimming.
7. Free Movies!
Who doesn't like free movies? At freemoviesthatwilldefinitelygetyouintrouble.com they guarantee satisfaction. Sending people into movie theaters with cameras, they capture the latest films before official DVD release! Signing up only requires name, credit card, and your social security number! Join today!
8. Lower expectations for quality when it comes to sports
Sports are great and you shouldn't ever stop playing! But tightening your budget might just help you cut costs for them like by playing courses kept up like this one. Speaking of well kept quality...
9. Lawn Mower
If you happen to be one of those people who prefers cut grass, consider making this your next summer project.
10. Eating Out
The greatest chefs we could find put their talents together to handcraft mystery soups on a daily basis for your pleasure. We're not quite sure they passed Foods 101 in school, but does that really matter when the food is cheap?
11. You don't need headlights
These can get expensive, so why don't you cut the cost like the person did in this totally normal example?
12. Skipping any of these for a day or two or three or... more?
Washing your hair and brushing your teeth is so overrated. Eleven out of ten doctors we interviewed say it's a waste of time.
13. Live in the woods
"Are we outta the woods yet?" No, but at least it kind of blocks the rain...
Hope you enjoyed these "thoughts"!
