1. The "sad singles". The bride and groom always try and spark a romantic connection between their mutual friends by throwing together a singles table. This is always a horrible idea because everyone ends up feeling awkward.
2. The aggressive dancer. This person missed their opportunity to compete on "Dancing with the Stars" and they want you to know it. You will find them flailing themselves around on the dance floor, giving whiplash to everyone in their path. They love to dance and they are determined to make everyone dance. Whether you hate it or not, you will end up dancing with this person.
3. The desperately single bridesmaid. This person is really single and they aren't looking for anybody! They're perfectly happy living the single life, but wedding are a little sad for them. She is so incredibly happy for her bff on her wedding day!! It doesn't matter that she's the last of her friends to get married- as long as everybody else is happy!! You'll find her at the bar, convincing people that she is happy and doesn't need a man.
4. The drunk Aunt. She loves you a lot but once she gets a few drinks in her, she LOOOOOOOOVESSSSSSS you. Her favorite things to do are to whisper how much she loves you in your ear and try and have meaningful conversations.
5. The food hawk. If you're looking for food at the wedding, this is the guy you need to follow. Neither appetizer nor waiter is safe from his wrath. Their favorite phrase is "are you going to finish that?!"
6. The sweaty dancer. This guy either is trying to work off that piece of wedding cake on the dance floor or he has a "glandular issue". Halfway through the night you'll find him rocking out on the dance floor with his tie tied around his head like a makeshift sweatband. He's been dancing like a maniac all night, yet he still has the most energy out of anyone at the end of the night.
7. The perpetually late wedding guest. Whether it's getting to the ceremony a few minutes after the bride walks down the isle or missing the wedding all together, they never seem to make it on time. You'll receive texts from them moments before the ceremony asking where you parked or where the wedding is located.
8. The groom's only single best friend. Being the last of his friends to get into a serious relationship, this guy will hit on anything that moves. He loves sweet-talking your married aunts and they love it equally as much. He usually goes after the young ones, like your 14-year-old sister.
9. The over-served toast maker. This person is incredibly nervous to give their toast so they decide to have a few drinks to loosen up. Turns out a few means seven and drinks mean vodka on the rocks. Good luck following their toast as they sob about how much they love the groom/bride and then end up hyperventilating as an uncle comes over and takes the microphone out of their hand. Better luck next time!
10. The critic. "This food is way too dry", "This DJ sucks", "The bridesmaid dresses are too revealing", "The service was nice, but way too long"
11. The distant cousin no one knew about. Is he lost? Is he a wedding crasher? Turns out he's you dad's cousin's son that you never knew about. Now you have relatives popping up all over.
12. The recently married couple. Most of their sentences will start with, " Well, at OUR wedding..." or "We thought about doing that but....". You'll hear a lot of is "Where is my bride?!" or "Yes she looks great but did you SEE my bride? I have the prettiest bride of all!"
