We all know Jonathan Cheban. You don't? Okay, well maybe not when you first hear the name, but you know him. No one can mistake that long hair, that pout, or that oh-so definitive jaw. Swoon. Yeah, Jonathan Cheban is Kim K.'s BFF. Yeah, yeah, he’s had his own accomplishments; I’m not trying to discredit the man, but his most promising and impressive role has been the role of Kim Kardashian's best friend.

Who could forget Jonathan's constant bickering with all of the sisters, completely behaving like he was one. Or when he literally went crazy after not receiving his own penthouse in Colorado with the girls. Something about this human just irks me, and there is probably an uncountable amount of times this guy has been the literal worst, but I chose to share with you only my top fifteen.

1. When Jonathan looked in his closet on this day and thought, "Jorts are a good idea!"

2. This.

Do you like luxury?

3. When he literally spent my college tuition on this flipping 24k gold covered donut.

Complete with my grad school tuition on his finger.

4. When he channeled Britney and Justin circa 2001.

5. This.

And also the fact that he cut a dog out of the picture (bottom right). Dogs should be a focus, always.

6. When he thought it would just be absolutely tight to take a picture holding up wild strawberries.

7. When he took himself a little too seriously in this fedora. (love the splatter paint!!!!)

8. When he gave me nightmares for literally the next 2-3 years.

Picture this: dark room, single spotlight, Jonathan Cheban coming towards you with this knife.

9. When he wore this bright blue camo hoodie.

This is low, Jonathan, even for you.

10. When he aggressively held up this ravioli.

Not gonna lie, you kind of look like you're going to hit us with that, Jonathan.

11. When he ate more gold encrusted food.

Who even knew this was a thing?? Jonathan. Jonathan knew. P.S. peep the gold jewelry casually placed in the back. Love it.

12. OK, seriously stop.

13. When he looked like this showing off his "self-heating shells."

Anyone know what self heating shells are? Asking for a friend.

14. When Jonathan flaunted his balls.

15. When he thought this angle would be good.

I'm sorry if this article offended any of you die-hard Jonathan fans, but he's the worst, and if you didn't believe me when this article started, I hope you do now.

P.S. Jonathan's net-worth is $5 million, so if you're reading this Jonathan, I'm sorry let's be friends.