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12 Thoughts I Have During A Party

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12 Thoughts I Have During A Party
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We've all been there. All of your friends are going out to a party and your plan for the night is to stay on the couch in your pj's. Eventually your friends convince you to get ready and go out. Once at the party many thoughts go through your mind. So here are the 12 thoughts I have during a party.

1. What is she wearing?

You know the girl I'm talking about. The one with a neon orange see-through shirt and shorts shorter than most underwear.

2. Why am I here?

I don't know anyone here and I don't even like parties.

3. Is there a dog here I can play with?

4. Please don't talk to me!

That one really drunk person tries to keep a conversation going...

5. Does it make me a terrible person if I just stand here and silently judge everyone?


Heck no!!!

6. I remember now that I have social anxiety.


7. What is he wearing?


You know the guy I'm talking about. His outfit looks like something a dad from the 70's would have worn.

8. Why did I just take a nap instead of coming to this party?


9. I remember why I hate people now.


10. If one more person bumps into me I'm throwing punches.

I say I'm going to fight people a lot for being very weak and only 5'2".

11. Should I get a drink?


12. Nah, I'm going home.


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