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12 Times Blair Waldorf Described Your Messy Breakup

Breakups can be messy, but remember to ask yourself, what would Blair Waldorf do?

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12 Times Blair Waldorf Described Your Messy Breakup
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Breakups are never easy, even if you are the one who's doing the dumping. Whether you were together for two months or two years, breakups usually have many stages before you feel closure or satisfaction with the situation. Through any breakup, we are all Blair Waldorf.

1. The actual breakup

Whether you are the dumpee or dumper, the relationship took your time, memories, and a piece of your heart. It's never easy to walk away.

2. The angry stage

The stage where all you want to do is punch a wall or maybe even your ex.

3. The bed stage

It is totally normal to spend 24-48 hours after a breakup in bed, just eating chocolate, watching romcoms, and listening to Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me."

4. The retail therapy stage

Like Blair Waldorf once said, "Whoever said money doesn't buy you happiness didn't know where to shop."

5. The best friends only stage

When your best friends drag you out of bed and make you put on your new outfit for a night out. And you and your best friends have yourselves one memorable night.

6. The social media stalking stage

When you look at your ex's Snapchat story from last night and they posted a picture with someone new, who looks way too similar to you.

7. The obsessive stage

You begin to obsess over your ex, the breakup, and all the what ifs.

8. The dating again stage


Getting back in the dating scene can be uncomfortable, awkward, and sort of boring.

9. The relapse stage

After many failed dates, you run back to what you know..... your ex.

10. The realization

When you finally realize that your ex is not your Prince Charming and you deserve better. You have accepted the breakup.

11. The Queen Independent stage

Your reclaimed independence is a beautiful thing, all your energy is focused solely on you and bettering yourself. Make yourself a Queen.

12. The successful revenge stage

Showing your ex that your successful, independent, and better of without them is the best revenge there is.

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