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12 Signs You're The Worst Person On The Beach

If it's not that group next to you, it's probably you.

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12 Signs You're The Worst Person On The Beach
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Every single time you go to the beach, you look for them. The group of people you absolutely do not want to lay out your towels by because they will make your beach day a living hell. But lately this group has been harder to find. You search and search but all you can find is a crying baby or a bunch of children running around throwing sand at each other. No matter how hard you look, you can't find the worst group or the worst person on the beach. Slowly, you realize the worst nightmare of it all: the worst person is you.

1. You shout everything you're saying even though your friends are three feet from you.

There's a ton of noise on the beach, it's a common mistake. Being loud is just part of the charm, okay?

2. You don't just get drunk, you get sloppy drunk.

"SHOTS? Who wants to do shots? ME!"

3. Your towel is covered in sand, so you shake it without noticing the wind is blowing it in someone's face.

It was an accident!

4. You comment about other people's swimsuits, thinking that your towel is a soundproof fortress.

That girl's swimsuit was really cute and you just wanted to know where she got it, but now the entire beach can hear you.

5. Your friends start playing catch, and you accidentally almost step on someone's face to dive catch the ball.

Being a klutz and being on the beach just isn't the best combination.

6. You hog the volleyball the whole time even though you really have no athletic talent.

Bouncing it is just more fun than actually playing.

7. You feed the seagulls because you think they're just cute and hungry, but suddenly you're in a straight up horror movie with possessed, demon birds.

Should've seen that one coming really.

8. You forgot to bring your pale friend sunscreen and now she's covered in blisters.

No amount of aloe can make up for this mistake.

9. You spend the whole entire day Instagramming and wondering why you don't have service.

And being super annoyed that you can't post anything until after you leave.

10. Speaking of Instagram, you take 600 pictures and then retake 300.

"But it wasn't from my good side, we have to do it again."

11. You play your music way too loud.

It's a party on the beach, the music has to be blaring.

12. But you have a good time anyway, even though the whole beach is probably avoiding you.

Because it's the beach! There's always going to be annoying people and you're always going to hate the group next to you as much as they hate you, but have a good time and enjoy the sun despite it all.

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