Did you go to this college? I'm sure you'll recognize everything on this list - this kind of stuff happened all the time! And hey, if you didn't go to school here, or you haven't enrolled yet, I bet you can still understand, enjoy and relate to these 12 things!
1. That dang catchphrase everyone would joke about on YikYak
Since you first heard it on your tours, that silly catchphrase has been spoofed all over YikYak (where it can “safely hide” from the admissions squad). You’ve heard so many variations, you’re almost sick of it! (Almost. Prepare for the new students in the fall who are going to be doing the same thing).
2. The Downtown Restaurant
Mmm, mmm, mmm! The best hang out place in town is definitely this restaurant. Every time you step in, the chances of you running into another peer from school is raised, especially considering it’s within walking distance and it’s in the same town as your college! The convenience and coincidence is astounding!
3. The Shitty Dining Hall
If only it looked as nice as it does in this picture! A polar opposite of that restaurant down the street, this diner is definitely shitty. You and your friends learned to joke about it all the time from what upperclassmen have said and what you’ve seen online. It’s the only place you guys eat, but it’s still shitty.
4. That group of stoners no one talks to
Every school has them, even our school. They enhance the college life, though, encompassing every type of group there is in the world. You still steer clear of them, though.
5. All those fountain fanatics
Oh man. If you could count all the times you’ve seen some fountain shenanigans going on, you’d lose track after a while counting- because there are so many times! You’ve even tried to step in once, though the cold definitely numbed your feet!
6. The great, selfless janitorial, service, maintenance worker staff
Okay but in all seriousness, god bless the service workers. They deserve the sun and the moon. And the rest of the galaxy, to be honest.
7. The Library
Ah, yes. The library. The staff are beautiful, the books are plentiful and it is the greatest place to study- or even just to hang out!
8. That one guy in administration
Him. Ah, there he is. That one guy in administration. There’s no sense denying he’s in your school. It’s like a radar; every time he’s near, you take notice. You’ve run into some strange situations with him, but it’s okay, he’s just here to do his job, not judge you! (Hopefully).
9. The Token Minority
Everyone knows that token minority! Whether they’re LGBT, a person of color or maybe even disabled somehow, it seems like everyone on campus knows that they’re diverse because of that "one visibly different" person. Heck, we even had more than one token minority! That’s how we know we’re accepting, and that’s how we can sleep at night- knowing how accepting we are.
10. The Gosh Darned Mascot
You know your mascot. No, really, you definitely know your mascot. It’s not your high school’s mascot, it’s your college’s mascot. And boy oh boy, every time you see that suit you’re filled with either extreme school spirit or unease at whatever is about to be announced to the student body.
11. The Frats
You can always count on those frats, throwing their music and blasting their parties. Just be sure to go with a friend and have your cell phone when you're there. Your safety is more important than having a good time.
12. The Goofy School Merchandise
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