1. Your hands are so dry that they make noise.
2. You regularly wake up next to Sarpino's.
3. You've stopped folding your clean laundry.
4. You are done with healthy food. D-o-n-e.
5. You just had a midterm.
6. You fall asleep in the middle of lecture.
7. You drift asleep in a 20-person class because you just don't care anymore.
8. You can sleep anywhere, like a sloth.
9. Dance Marathon hovers like a looming, positive cloud on the horizon.
10. You call people because texting would involve taking off your gloves.
11. You're so emotionally exhausted that you cry at anything.
12. The Oscars.