12 Reasons Why Netflix is Better Than a Boyfriend
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12 Reasons Why Netflix is Better Than a Boyfriend

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12 Reasons Why Netflix is Better Than a Boyfriend
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Netflix doesn’t care what you look like.

Sweatpants? No makeup? Netflix doesn’t mind

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Netflix doesn’t make you cry.

Unless you’re watching a really good episode of Grey’s. (Ugh, seriously Shonda.)

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With Netflix, you don’t have to choose just one.

One TV show, or movie that is.

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Netflix always wants what you want.

Pick any show or movie.

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When Netflix sleeps in the bed, he never hogs the covers.

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All your friends love Netflix.

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Netflix goes wherever you go.

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Two words: No Commercials

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Guys Night?

Those don’t exist, netflix’s only friend is you.

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Netflix doesn’t care if you're clingy.

Are you still watching? Yes, Netflix, always.

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Netflix never gets tired.

He’ll stay up with you

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Netflix is the cheapest relationship you’ve ever been in.

Just $8.99 a month

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