12 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Give Your Dad A Heart Attack
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12 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Give Your Dad A Heart Attack

C'mon, do your dad a favor. Cover up.

12 Halloween Costumes That Won’t Give Your Dad A Heart Attack

For some, Halloween is an opportunity to wear skimpy outfits: racy police officers, provocative pirates, arousing animals. Ugh, so unrealistic. It’s honestly more disturbing than the blood and gore. And, we all know they are freezing. As many women’s costumes are essentially becoming swimsuits, originality and creativity are being valued more and more. So, here are some costume ideas that won’t give your dad a heart attack:

1. Mary Poppins

2. Rosie the Riveter

3. Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus

4. The Witches of Hocus Pocus

5. Lucille Ball

6. Velma from Scooby Doo

7. Belle from Beauty & the Beast

8. Boo from Monsters Inc.

9. Russell from Up

10. Pam Beesly from The Office

11. Sadness from Inside Out

12. Meredith Grey from Grey's Anatomy

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