Hello, final semester of college! Three point five years down and point five left to go. Prepare yourself for the emotional roller coaster that is your final semester of college. Who better to help explain your impending emotions and experiences than the comforting cast of Parks and Rec.
Embracing Your Senior Swagger
Why yes I am a senior, what are you a freshmen? HA! I see you bought all your textbooks, rookie mistake.
Senior-itis
Grades, don't care. Homework, not going to do. Sleep here I come.
Increased Drinking During the Week
When in the adult world are people able to get drunk on a Thursday? or a Tuesday? Or Monday? Better take advantage of this now.
The Hangovers After
I'm going to die, then throw-up. I swear hangovers weren't this bad freshmen year.
The Family Induced Rage
If one more family member asks, 'What are your plans after graduation?' or 'Any job prospects' things are going to get real violent real fast.
Crippling Anxiety About The Future
I don't need college, I can just be a hobo...do hobos get Netflix? Cause as long as I have canned beans and Netflix I'm good.
Small Moments of Excitement
Holy sh*t! No more school ever again! No more teacher who don't speak English, no more homework, no more stress over finals!
Getting Sentimental
Everyone is leaving, forever. I love this campus and this broken vending machine and the stupid sculpture that I walk by.
Being Impressed That You Made It This Far
I could've failed out, but I didn't. I could've become an alcoholic, but I didn't. Go me.
Dying A Little After Looking at Your Student Debt
What kind of drugs was I on when I took out loans!? Is this even legal?
Bullsh*ting Your Way Through Endless Interviews
Please just hire me, I have debt. So much debt!
Acceptance
Ok...Adulting...I can do it...yes! Here I come retirement plans and more complicated taxes!